I am on a BUS
I am going to a place called STRATFORD
I am going to a SHAKESPEARE FESTIVAL
That's Stratford in ONTARIO
It is some sort of JOKE
However it is by all accounts THE BEST SHAKESPEARE IN ONTARIO
I had to get up at NINE AM to catch the BUS and I am AGITATED
It is making me type in CAPITAL LETTERS
I am going to see KING LEAR
And also RENT
Apparently RENT was written by WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE