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   Ben Bloodworth (benbloodworth@mstdn.party)'s status on Friday, 13-Oct-2023 22:42:18 JST Ben Bloodworth

   “Hey Siri, how many weeks are left in this year?”

   “It was 40 weeks and 5 days ago.”

   “What was?”

   “Here’s what I found.”

   Shows Google search result for “what was?”

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   Siri is the most useless assistant on the planet, and I don’t understand how Apple is okay with that.

   #Apple #Siri #iOS #iPhone #VoiceAssistant

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     Jeremy :bat_boy: (jeremydebose@mstdn.social)'s status on Friday, 13-Oct-2023 22:42:17 JST Jeremy :bat_boy:

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     • Joseph Andriano

     @JosephAndriano @benbloodworth name 14 ways that could have gone any smoother! Jk I almost refuse to use Siri.

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     Joseph Andriano (josephandriano@social.coop)'s status on Friday, 13-Oct-2023 22:42:18 JST Joseph Andriano

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     @benbloodworth

     “Hey Siri, turn on all the lights except the outside lights.”

     “Uh-huh?”

     “Turn on all the lights except the outside lights.”

     *Only the outside lights come on.*

     “Hey Siri, turn off the outside lights.”

     “Uh-huh?”

     “Turn off the outside lights.”

     *Outside lights off*

     “Hey Siri, turn on all the lights.”

     *All the lights go on*

     “Hey Siri, turn off the outside lights.”

     *My initial goal is finally accomplished*

     Siri hasn’t improved since they introduced it. Makes no sense.