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   Ever Beedle (dave@gleasonator.com)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Oct-2023 09:29:59 JST Ever Beedle

   Community Notes got his ass

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     Sir Funk ?? (sophistifunk@noagendasocial.com)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Oct-2023 09:29:58 JST Sir Funk ??

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     @dave also, alcohol is fucking *everywhere* in nature.

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     Seahorses are horses (piss_ant@spinster.xyz)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Oct-2023 10:39:29 JST Seahorses are horses

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     @dave There's a warning somewhere in the new testament to not give a position of power to a man who drinks too much wine, but there's not much in the way of decrying alcohol or drinking in the Bible...
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     realcaseyrollins ✝️ (realcaseyrollins@social.teci.world)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Oct-2023 11:23:15 JST realcaseyrollins ✝️

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     @Piss_Ant @dave There’s actually stuff in the NT telling people to drink a lil and chill lol

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     Seahorses are horses (piss_ant@spinster.xyz)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Oct-2023 11:23:37 JST Seahorses are horses

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     @realcaseyrollins @dave Ya 👍 lol Jesus liked wine 🍷
     
     Eat da fishie eat the bread drink the wine
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     Seahorses are horses (piss_ant@spinster.xyz)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Oct-2023 11:24:19 JST Seahorses are horses

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     @realcaseyrollins @dave If someone wants an anti-alcohol christianity, they can try AA
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     Miscbrains:beastie::segasaturn: (miscbrains@misc.brainsoap.net)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Oct-2023 11:44:28 JST Miscbrains:beastie::segasaturn:

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     @dave@gleasonator.com Also shit ferments in the wild all the time.

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     MasterSimper (mastersimper@troll.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Oct-2023 22:58:14 JST MasterSimper

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     @Piss_Ant @realcaseyrollins @dave I imagine Jesus got hammered so much, he was like damn you got no more wine? Let me make some of the best stuff you'll ever taste. Then panicked man is like Jesus this is too good everyone is already drunk. Which obviously Jesus responded, "Sounds like a you problem, bitch." - The Gospel of Yeezus 4:18-20
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     Seahorses are horses (piss_ant@spinster.xyz)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Oct-2023 03:35:46 JST Seahorses are horses

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     @MasterSimper @dave @realcaseyrollins That's basically how my parents told the water into wine story. They ran out of wine, the party was in danger of stopping, and Jesus was like no no, here's the best wine you ever tasted and the party went on :dealwithitparrot: