@goatsarah @RichardJMurphy @JohnDal @grayface_ghost
One cannot hope to bribe or twist
(Thank God!) the British journalist;
But seeing what the oaf will do
Unbribed, there's no occasion to.
(edited to add: poem by Humbert Wolfe. I remembered the poem (roughly) but not the author).
https://www.poetrynook.com/poem/british-journalist