@doot there's literally an entire website dedicated to logging attacks on cyclists by Australian Magpies to warn people since you do not want to get attacked by a bird while riding a bike https://www.magpiealert.com/
@outie@doot a few years back there was an owl in Oregon that swore vengeance on all humankind, I think because it built a nest right next to a trail in a public park. Anyway, they had to create custom warning signs
@naptowncode@funkula@doot similarly of course: anyone who's ever been seaside and observed seagulls descending upon some poor sod with a tiny plate of chips knows about birds
@naptowncode@funkula@doot I keep thinking about yon survey suggesting something like 80% of Americans think they could take a goose in a fight versus like 30% of Europeans
which I choose to read as a second-degree expression of a gulf in childhood experiences of being chased by an angry goose as a toddler between the regions