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   AnarchoNinaWrites (anarchoninawrites@jorts.horse)'s status on Thursday, 14-Sep-2023 08:37:06 JST AnarchoNinaWrites

   Okay look, if everyone is gonna hate me let's make it for good reasons okay?

   In retrospect I enjoyed neither the Matrix trilogy, nor the John Wick movies, because Keanu Reaves is to me, still Ted Theodore Logan and the kid from Parenthood and thus remains a totally implausible action hero.

   This is not in any way shape or form fair to Keanu, it's just that I'm aging and rigid in my critique of cultural product, but it's true, and probably a good reason to loathe me.

   There.

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     AnarchoNinaWrites (anarchoninawrites@jorts.horse)'s status on Thursday, 14-Sep-2023 08:36:55 JST AnarchoNinaWrites

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     • Claire-hime

     @waitworry I honestly thought hew was the worst part about both of those Batman movies. It's not so much the comedy as that he's just not a big guy and Batman is not Spiderman. Also, I found it pretty implausible Michelle Phifer had the hots for Mike Keaton, which I mean sure, she's Catwoman and he's Batman and that's what the script said but it just didn't really beat my suspension of disbelief, at that time in my life.

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     Claire-hime (waitworry@jorts.horse)'s status on Thursday, 14-Sep-2023 08:37:00 JST Claire-hime

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     @AnarchoNinaWrites next you're gonna tell me Michael Keaton can't play Batman because he's a comedic actor

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