@LRRRonEarth This reminds me of the time when I was at a basement punk show in Lansing, Michigan and I watched a guy sloppily pee into a half-full 40 of malt liquor and then leave it in the corner.
About an hour later, this other guy came by and was like “is that your 40?” and I said no and he said “then it’s mine now!” and walked away with it.
I still wonder how that worked out for him.