@stavvers i think a shelob's pride would be woefully injured by being struck by a farted off dick. perhaps badly enough for it to die. it's a very serious animal that wouldn't have a healthy reaction to being disrespected like that
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thiccie from billericay (pisscotheque@godforsaken.website)'s status on Friday, 07-Jul-2023 19:46:56 JST thiccie from billericay
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Friday, 07-Jul-2023 19:46:57 JST Another Angry Woman
@pisscotheque to be fair, it could be like that big spider in lord of the rings, I bet sam could have killed it by farting his dick off at her. quality toots nonetheless.
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thiccie from billericay (pisscotheque@godforsaken.website)'s status on Friday, 07-Jul-2023 19:46:58 JST thiccie from billericay
@stavvers you said large animal. im deleting my blog
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thiccie from billericay (pisscotheque@godforsaken.website)'s status on Friday, 07-Jul-2023 19:46:59 JST thiccie from billericay
@stavvers i think a spider would take the most damage. difficult to hit but if your aim was good enough it would fucking explode. the best you could do to a giraffe is knock it over