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   Alex P. 👹 (saddestrobots@jorts.horse)'s status on Thursday, 29-Jun-2023 23:10:14 JST Alex P. 👹

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   head towards Wiseau's island, pick him up, take him to Breen's island, return to Wiseau's island by yourself

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     silverwizard (silverwizard@convenient.email)'s status on Thursday, 29-Jun-2023 23:10:13 JST silverwizard

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     @saddestrobots @psychictides What if Wiseau talked to you while swimming and you suddenly stopped having thoughts and drowned?
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     We Got One (psychictides@jorts.horse)'s status on Thursday, 29-Jun-2023 23:29:45 JST We Got One

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     @silverwizard @saddestrobots A reasonable concern.

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     silverwizard (silverwizard@convenient.email)'s status on Thursday, 29-Jun-2023 23:39:44 JST silverwizard

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     @saddestrobots @psychictides Holy fuck. Just slowly growing an island. A divergent species.
     
     I want to be clear - I did watch the web show Tommy Explains it All, and me and my roommmate at the time last all the time. Both of us basically awoke 1.5 hours later.
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     @silverwizard @psychictides what if wiseau and breen mated, and every day you looked over at the other island and saw more and more of their offsprimg waving back

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     We Got One (psychictides@jorts.horse)'s status on Thursday, 29-Jun-2023 23:46:29 JST We Got One

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     @silverwizard @saddestrobots I own a copy of The Tommy Wi-Show and I am more confused than ever. I don’t know how a Wiseau/Breen mating would turn out.

     But I do want to watch the courtship.

     Tommy hands Neil a single red rose. Breen dons the ceremonial bloody face bandages…

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     We Got One (psychictides@jorts.horse)'s status on Friday, 30-Jun-2023 12:26:57 JST We Got One

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     @saddestrobots @silverwizard If Wiseau and Breen mated, their offspring would be like Miss Piggy’s and Kermit’s — not little people who are half Tommy and half Breen, but each a tiny version of a full Wiseau or a full Neil Breen.

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