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   Dgar (dgar@aus.social)'s status on Monday, 29-May-2023 17:33:40 JST Dgar

   Humans!

   Please don't send us any more unsolicited nude pics with instructions on how to get to your house.
   It's creepy.

   Sincerely,

   The Aliens.

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     shane (shane@ioc.exchange)'s status on Friday, 02-Jun-2023 09:10:13 JST shane

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     • BrianKrebs

     @dgar @briankrebs
     Godamnit. The first object to leave our solar system and *of course* it’s a dick pic.

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     aburka 🫣 (aburka@hachyderm.io)'s status on Friday, 02-Jun-2023 09:10:15 JST aburka 🫣

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     @dgar Person. Woman. Man. Hydrogen hyperfine transition. Pulsar map.

     (alt text note: this is actually the Pioneer Plaque, not the Voyager Golden Record, which had decoding instructions instead of nudes https://voyager.jpl.nasa.gov/golden-record/golden-record-cover/)

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     cleopatra@c.im's status on Friday, 02-Jun-2023 09:10:19 JST Cleopatra

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     @dgar
     Alien biologist: the left specimen appears to be carrying a small egg between its fused tentacles, the egg will grow twice as large and will then be transferred to the right figure who is carrying 2 eggs close to what appears to be a kind of upper cloaca.....

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     Dgar (dgar@aus.social)'s status on Friday, 02-Jun-2023 09:10:20 JST Dgar

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     • Claudius Link

     @realn2s
     I take my AltText game quite seriously. You may want to check your setting if you can’t see it.
     My #AltText is definitely there.

     https://aus.social/@dgar/110115360672220685
     ☝️😊👍

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     Claudius Link (realn2s@infosec.exchange)'s status on Friday, 02-Jun-2023 09:10:21 JST Claudius Link

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     @dgar
     Dear Aliens,
     could you please add #AltText
     It would make it possible for visual impaired humans to unterstand (y)our message.
     But not only for them.

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     KF7CCC Andrew (kf7ccc@mastodon.radio)'s status on Friday, 02-Jun-2023 09:24:30 JST KF7CCC Andrew

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     @dgar hey, it was the 70s...

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     OpenDNA⚙️ (opendna@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Friday, 02-Jun-2023 09:24:38 JST OpenDNA⚙️

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     @dgar Aliens show up and get miffed because we don't look anything like the photos. "It's an old pic..."

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     clacke (clacke@libranet.de)'s status on Friday, 02-Jun-2023 09:24:39 JST clacke

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     • jimmygnarly
     @jimmygnarly @dgar "The air between us is transparent [in the visible spectrum] – except in Los Angeles" 🤣
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     jimmygnarly (jimmygnarly@mastodon.online)'s status on Friday, 02-Jun-2023 09:24:40 JST jimmygnarly

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     @dgar Sagan meant well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp-WiNXH6hI

     I use a GM ev btw.. f tsla ha!