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   Sexy Moon (moon@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 09-May-2023 12:19:38 JST Sexy Moon
   i will never stop posting garbage until one of you finds me a girlfriend. my patience is running out. this is a threat.
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 09-May-2023 12:19:35 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • Parker Banks
     I’ve been telling him to go to the gym and eat a proper diet for like 2 years now.
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     Parker Banks (parker@pl.psion.co)'s status on Tuesday, 09-May-2023 12:19:36 JST Parker Banks

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     @Moon Just go on POF or some similar website then, or start going to church, always plenty of women there.
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     Parker Banks (parker@pl.psion.co)'s status on Tuesday, 09-May-2023 12:19:37 JST Parker Banks

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     @Moon Just... get one then?
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     Sexy Moon (moon@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 09-May-2023 12:19:37 JST Sexy Moon

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     • Parker Banks
     @parker even if i impress a girl it keeps being she has a fiancee or boyfriend
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 09-May-2023 12:22:21 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • Parker Banks
     That’s good, but it’s not good enough. You need to start lifting too.
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     Sexy Moon (moon@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 09-May-2023 12:22:22 JST Sexy Moon

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     • Parker Banks
     @bot @parker i checked my weight a few minutes ago and i went from 265 a few months ago to 232.
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 09-May-2023 12:24:13 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • Parker Banks
     You should post your weight every day so we can support you and cheer you on, or mock and ridicule you if you’re being a lazy fatso.
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     Sexy Moon (moon@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 09-May-2023 12:24:14 JST Sexy Moon

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     • Parker Banks
     @bot @parker yep. i fell off the exercise wagon but getting back on immediately since i'm encouraged now
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 09-May-2023 12:26:52 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • elftummy?:confederateflag:???????????
     • pyrate
     • Parker Banks
     Moon is male (except when she removes my follow because I criticised her for censoring ppl).
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     pyrate (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 09-May-2023 12:26:53 JST pyrate

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     • Parker Banks
     if she gets too fat, we feed her to @elftummy
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     KitlerIs6" (kitleris6@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 09-May-2023 12:27:38 JST KitlerIs6"

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     • elftummy?:confederateflag:???????????
     • Fediverse Contractor
     • pyrate
     • Parker Banks
     What does this even mean?
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 09-May-2023 12:27:38 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • elftummy?:confederateflag:???????????
     • pyrate
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     • KitlerIs6"
     I dunno lol.
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 09-May-2023 12:29:31 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • KitlerIs6"
     He did censor the nostr bridge tho and either blocked me or removed my follow because I 🐍’d him for that.
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     KitlerIs6" (kitleris6@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 09-May-2023 12:31:33 JST KitlerIs6"

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     • pyrate
     • Parker Banks
     It's weird how scared of nostr some fedi people seem to be.
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 10-May-2023 00:56:17 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • Cyborg Anthropologist
     • Parker Banks
     A chart isn’t going to get you a gf, and dating someone that’s just after your money is dumb. Working out isn’t just about improving your physique, it’ll also make you feel more confident.
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     Cyborg Anthropologist (jmw150@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 10-May-2023 00:56:18 JST Cyborg Anthropologist

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     • Parker Banks
     @Moon @parker @bot That might explain the no gf yet. Step 1 is optimizing all of the single step parameters such as: weight, muscle proportions, grooming, and outfit.
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     Sexy Moon (moon@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 10-May-2023 00:56:18 JST Sexy Moon

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     • Parker Banks
     @jmw150 @parker @bot a friend posted a chart the other day, for my demographic being overweight is not a deal-breaker at all. obviously it would help. my grooming and outfit is fine.
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 10-May-2023 01:14:17 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • KitlerIs6"
     More or less but there are trade offs. Like having a great body can make up for a meh face. Personality matters too.
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     KitlerIs6" (kitleris6@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 10-May-2023 01:14:18 JST KitlerIs6"

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     • Parker Banks
     If you want a hot gf you're most likely going to need to be hot yourself.
     
     Same with most desirable traits in a person tbh.
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     D00B ? :blobcatghostbuster: (d00b@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 10-May-2023 01:20:51 JST D00B ? :blobcatghostbuster:

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     • WetWipe
     @WetWipe @Bloomfer @parker @jmw150 @bot @Moon it's bot* I don't think she shovels dirt, but this one time I saw a chick using a jackhammer and it was extremely attractive.
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     WetWipe (wetwipe@coolsite.win)'s status on Wednesday, 10-May-2023 01:20:52 JST WetWipe

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     • D00B ? :blobcatghostbuster:
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     • Parker Banks
     • Hunter S. Bloomfer
     Bot looks like she shovels dirt for a living
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     D00B ? :blobcatghostbuster: (d00b@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 10-May-2023 01:20:53 JST D00B ? :blobcatghostbuster:

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     • Hunter S. Bloomfer
     @Bloomfer @parker @jmw150 @bot @Moon there is not bot bot anymore.
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     Hunter S. Bloomfer (bloomfer@coolsite.win)'s status on Wednesday, 10-May-2023 01:20:53 JST Hunter S. Bloomfer

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     • D00B ? :blobcatghostbuster:
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     • Parker Banks
     it all became bot?
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     Hunter S. Bloomfer (bloomfer@coolsite.win)'s status on Wednesday, 10-May-2023 01:20:55 JST Hunter S. Bloomfer

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     are you the real bot or the bot bot?
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     WetWipe (wetwipe@coolsite.win)'s status on Wednesday, 10-May-2023 01:21:17 JST WetWipe

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     • Hunter S. Bloomfer
     I miss working landscaping, girls in the profession we're all fire
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     ?Hidden? (hidden@cawfee.club)'s status on Wednesday, 10-May-2023 01:45:22 JST ?Hidden?

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     • KitlerIs6"
     @KitlerIs6 @parker @jmw150 @bot @Moon My parents weren't very good and I was a super fat kid so much of my adult life is spent ensuring I'll never get fat again
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     Sexy Moon (moon@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 10-May-2023 01:45:23 JST Sexy Moon

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     • KitlerIs6"
     @KitlerIs6 @hidden @parker @jmw150 @bot I used to be super thin, I didn't gain weight until about 28 and it didn't get actually-bad until about 10 years ago because of antidepressants massively increasing my appetite.
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     KitlerIs6" (kitleris6@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 10-May-2023 01:45:23 JST KitlerIs6"

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     • Parker Banks
     I'm basically in the same boat except I'm a little further along the path of recovery and basically back at a healthy weight.
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     ?Hidden? (hidden@cawfee.club)'s status on Wednesday, 10-May-2023 01:45:24 JST ?Hidden?

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     • Parker Banks
     @bot @parker @jmw150 @Moon And it just makes you way happier. More stable, more energy, can focus better and work better. If I go a few days without exercising for whatever reason I feel like my brain becomes molasses
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     KitlerIs6" (kitleris6@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 10-May-2023 01:45:24 JST KitlerIs6"

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     • Parker Banks
     Fat people will never know the feeling of being able to hop around on 1 foot like it's nothing.
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     Sexy Moon (moon@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 10-May-2023 01:46:48 JST Sexy Moon

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     • KitlerIs6"
     @KitlerIs6 @hidden @parker @jmw150 @bot wonderful, I hope to join you soon-ish.
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     KitlerIs6" (kitleris6@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 10-May-2023 01:46:48 JST KitlerIs6"

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     • Parker Banks
     Just takes consistent progress and self discipline. The keto diet helped me get most of it off (I actually went below my ideal weight at one point) but it killed all my muscle mass too and when I stopped I gained some back, so now I'm trying to lose the last of it through standard hard work and dieting.
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