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Space Elf (spaceelf@leafposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 04-May-2023 12:42:35 JST Space Elf I have a kangaroo joey asleep in my lap. (She can't sleep unless she's got someone to cuddle.)
I am possessed of unfathomable, didgeridangerous powers. The spirit of the bush is in my heart. I can now survive 12,000 hours without water and communicate with sea anemones. Aborigines mutter 'white fella' and stomp their feet in the dust as I pass them by in an attempt to appease me.