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   Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 10-Mar-2023 09:55:12 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

   If you had to relocate the human butthole, where would you put it on the body?

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     me@catgirl.is's status on Friday, 10-Mar-2023 09:59:36 JST me

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     @Mrfunkedude on the front of my neck. Throwing up sucks and burns so what if it always came out of my neck so vomiting didn’t happen and didn’t burn.

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     Ryan Peters (ryan@social.binarydad.com)'s status on Friday, 10-Mar-2023 09:59:40 JST Ryan Peters

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     @Mrfunkedude my wife says I already have and it's under my nose

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     Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 10-Mar-2023 10:00:18 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

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     Asking the important questions.

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     Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 10-Mar-2023 10:01:17 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

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     • Extinction (our fate)

     @aka_quant_noir you have Rupert Murdoch's face on your body? How did that happen?

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     Extinction (our fate) (aka_quant_noir@cinematheque.social)'s status on Friday, 10-Mar-2023 10:01:18 JST Extinction (our fate)

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     @Mrfunkedude

     Rupert Murdoch's face.

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     CB Uí Foghlú (cbfoley@mastodon.ie)'s status on Friday, 10-Mar-2023 10:14:43 JST CB Uí Foghlú

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     @Mrfunkedude A foot.

     1: only socks would need changing every day instead of socks and underwear
     2: its the furthest part from your nose
     3: squeaky shoes wouldn't matter any more
     4: you wouldn't have to get half undressed to go to the loo

     4 is very important. Can you tell that I'm pissed that women haven't evolutioned better so we didn't have to half undress every time we need a pee ?

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     Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 10-Mar-2023 10:15:58 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

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     @Cbfoley

     Genuis.