Chris Trottier
Cosmic Crisp is superior in every way to Red Delicious.
Cosmic Crisp is the PlayStation 5 of Apples.
And Red Delicious is the Gameboy of Apples. No, not the Gameboy Color or the Gameboy Advance. Just the original spinach green Gameboy with the tinny sound.
Chris Trottier
@cautionarytale At your supermarket.
clacke
cautionarytale
@atomicpoet where do I get it?
Chris Trottier
It’s not even a fair fight.
Cosmic Crisp is crispy, juicy, sweet with a hint of tart. It’s great for juice, and baking pie. And it doesn’t brown for hours.
Red Delicious is waxy, mealy, has barely any flavour. It browns nearly immediately. It’s apples for people who hate apples. And who thought the feet were a good idea?
Chris Trottier
I was at the launch of Cosmic Crisp.
I’ve never seen so many apple fans in one room.
It really lives up to the hype. One of the best apple products ever made.
Vanni Di Ponzano ⁂🚴 ❤️ ☕ 🍎
@atomicpoet lovely with cheese.
PS De gustibus non est disputandum
Chris Trottier
You know what else is overrated?
Macs.
Nope, I’d take almost everything over a Mac any day.
Chris Trottier
Okay, can anyone tell me the appeal of a Mac?
Every time I have one, it’s just a big disappointment.
Seriously, Mac fans, tell me why you keep buying them.
Chris Trottier
@leadegroot I’m talking about the apples.
Lea de Groot 🇦🇺
@atomicpoet one appeal is the ecosystem - our household is all mac at the client level. so we can airdrop docs to each other, see where everyone is in Findfriends, send messages without paying for an SMS with messages, just off the top of my head
Chris Trottier
People are like “You can’t badmouth Macs. They have a legacy. Without Macs, apples wouldn’t be where they are now!”
Well, Granny Smith has a legacy too, and it’s still kickass. A classic apple product if there ever is one!
Chris Trottier
One person just told me that people buy Macs because they’re stylish and have a good out-of-the-box experience.
Okay, I guess if you just want to display them, they look good.
Chris Trottier
So far I’ve only seen one legit defence of Macs, and it’s that they’re good with cheese. Fine—I agree. They’re okay with Gouda.
But would you ever just bit me into one? Not fun.
Every time I have a Mac, it’s just sad.
Chris Trottier
I disagree about Macs supposedly superior out-of-the-box experience.
Look at the box for Cosmic Crisp.
Way better out-out-of-the-box experience than Macs.
Chris Trottier
Also, Cosmic Crisp doesn’t just have a superior out-of-the-box experience over Macs, it’s got a superiority out-of-the-bag experience.
Look at the design of the official bag!
Travis A. Everett
@atomicpoet This hook is so well baited that I imagine you've got notifications off :]
Blue Emu
@atomicpoet still waiting for fraud charges to be filed against the people who named it "delicious"
clacke
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