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   CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Feb-2023 06:39:47 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating
   >Taking a shit
   >Get phone call
   >"Hello ser this is Pajeet calling about an onsite position in California..."
   
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     You too?!
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     I have a friend that specifically only calls me while he is shitting. I was surprised to learn this wasn't normal.
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     duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke (duke@nukem.biz)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Feb-2023 06:39:47 JST duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke

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     @ceo_of_monoeye_dating many such cases
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     I just eat enough fiber, it's not a problem for me lol
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     duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke (duke@nukem.biz)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Feb-2023 06:45:54 JST duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke

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     • Some Ignorant Hussy
     @Sui @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @IgnorantHussy
     
     I mean, it's wasted time
     
     What else are you supposed to do, bring your laptop into the bathroom with you and argue with people on fedi?
     
     Unless...
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     • Some Ignorant Hussy
     @Sui @IgnorantHussy @duke This is a thing that happens with people who have some sort of stomach problem that makes them shit for a long time.
     
     If you shit for half an hour at a time, you have to make use of that time somehow.
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     leafy greens, eat more of them.
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     @CentaurBreeder @Kagekokoro @IgnorantHussy @Sui @duke ...That's constipation, Cent.
     
     Try drinking Matcha or Coffee.
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     Centaur (centaurbreeder@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Feb-2023 06:53:11 JST Centaur

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     • Some Ignorant Hussy
     @Kagekokoro @IgnorantHussy @Sui @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @duke I dont know. its like I'm not even constipated. and I dont eat unhealthily. its weird. like I have a lot of shit but it will only come out some of it at a time. like one poop after another. so I just keep trying and pushing till the next one comes out
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     @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Sui @IgnorantHussy @duke
     >If you shit for half an hour at a time, you have to make use of that time somehow.
     
     it takes me an hour to shit :cryingr:
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     @CentaurBreeder @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @IgnorantHussy @Sui @duke
     how do you need that long to shit?
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     nolasco (nolasco@iddqd.social)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Feb-2023 06:53:47 JST nolasco

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     no clue what this means, try to schedule your shits and eat more fiber. you shouldn't be straining to shit it increases your chances of getting 'roids.
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     MUH IMMERSION!
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     Okay breaking character...just increase your magnesium. Increase it until it becomes easier...then scale back. Generally 3 400 mg softgels a day should do the trick. Give it a few days. If you hit diarrhea drop it to 2.
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     Centaur (centaurbreeder@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Feb-2023 07:05:09 JST Centaur

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     @Kagekokoro @IgnorantHussy @Sui @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @duke rude but I dont like bunnies!
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     @CentaurBreeder @IgnorantHussy @Sui @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @duke
     what?
     It was a moment of genius that i seldom have, enjoy my superior intellect while it lasts
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     @CentaurBreeder @IgnorantHussy @Sui @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @duke Cent is a mix of horse and bunny, apparently
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     @Kagekokoro @IgnorantHussy @Sui @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @duke come on now!!!
     cry10.jpg
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     Yay! Immersion restored
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     They don't think it be like it is...but it do.