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This looks like some copypasta subreddit dump.
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who the fuck writes this shit
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holy fuck I'm not reading all that lol
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Man’s history in war has been that of pursuing the greatest phallus.
What is a flint knife but a way to make a wussy (a wound pussy if you will). Naturally the penetrative action of this led to larger phallic devices.
From the humble hand axe we see the atlatl, the spear, the bow and arrow. All penetrative in nature.
These were further refined, their propensity to shatter reflecting poorly on the manhood of those who used them. The use of copper, then bronze gave greater constitution to these same objects at the cost of a softer virtue.
Naturally as the hardness of such erect members was indicative of performance further improvements were divined. Iron and then steel, harder in constitution, were the answer.
From here development would stagnate, with variations on these techniques principally being in their employment. Large groups of men, perspiring in closeness as they sought to physically overpower their opponent formations. Hannibal’s parading of his Elephants, their own members eclipsing those of man.
It wasn’t until the employment of gunpowder that the next quantum leap in phallic development could occur. With it the ultimate expression of male climax could be achieved, belching a ball, itself a reflection of the testes, deep into the wussy of an enemy soldier, the very reflection of the act of insemination.
The gun would develop in many forms and with many variants, nations often competing to create the largest expressions of manhood as possible.
Other developments such as the aerial bomb and rocket viewed the issue as not one of overall size but of relative size and its manner of employment.
Like the gun before it, the nuclear weapon was built under inspiration of intercourse. The implosion device, triggering criticality being one evoking the fertilization of the female gamete by that of the male. The resulting cascade being analogous to the development of the embryo, creating the most refined being possible. That expressed in the alpha, beta, and gamma particles of its expanding mass, X-rays ionizing the air into a womb of light and heat.
Unlike the other expressions this one could gain new life, living on in those exposed to it, effectively claiming them as mates of the atom bomb and by proxy, the one who used it. It is this ultimate expression of insemination that has come to define our modern history.
Refinements occurred with the nuclear weapon being delivered by all manner of device, all notably phallic or testicular in nature. From the small W54, which could be carried in a “sack” if you will by a single man, to the awe inspiring multi-megaton “city-busters” that perched upon their immense rockets, reentry vehicles poised to tear apart the hymen of the atmosphere. Even more crafty methods evolved. The SLBM, not only phallic in design, but in basing, held inside a long, hard, shaft, deep in the oceanussy, waiting to erupt in a geyser of white. The Pershing II MARV, performing a Philly-fakeout so that it may dispense its load wherever it pleases.
The history goes on from the Sidewinder Missile seeking out the hot Exussy of a jet, to the bunker busters, meant to travel deep into the Earthussy, it is clear to all that war and weapons are nothing but developments of the humble Penis.
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