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   Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 19-Jan-2023 02:16:07 JST Fediverse Contractor
   Starting in 2026, all new cars sold in the US are going to have “anti-impaired driving” technology.
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 19-Jan-2023 02:21:42 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     So basically you’ll have to put a thing in your mouth and blow if you want to leave your pod to buy some goyslop and bug snacks lol.
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     So much for "innocent until proven guilty" I guess. Fucking tyrants.
     
     I'm sure there'll be a work around though, there are ~"wireless seatbelts" that stop that gay beeping if you don't wear one etc.
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     darniil (darniil@chudbuds.lol)'s status on Thursday, 19-Jan-2023 02:26:13 JST darniil

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     Looking forward to seeing how that'll stop people from driving while sleepy.
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     • darniil
     Mandatory cell phone blockers will be a fun one.
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 19-Jan-2023 02:27:08 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     I’m guessing more expensive cars will have like an AI system or something, but they’ll probably make it a crime as a bad as a DWI if you remove it. I’m guessing new cars won’t sell very well in 2026.
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     darniil (darniil@chudbuds.lol)'s status on Thursday, 19-Jan-2023 02:27:59 JST darniil

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     They really don't want the non elites from driving lol, I'm sure the crimes will only have fines. Meaning they're only for the poor/what's left of the middle class.
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 19-Jan-2023 02:30:57 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     Maybe. Refusing to take a breathalyser is as bad as a DWI so I can see them taking it that far.
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     darniil (darniil@chudbuds.lol)'s status on Thursday, 19-Jan-2023 02:31:25 JST darniil

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     You got a link to this, bot? I want to read more about it.
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 19-Jan-2023 02:32:01 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • darniil
     I’m surprised they haven’t made it so cars can’t go above the speed limit (yet).
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     darniil (darniil@chudbuds.lol)'s status on Thursday, 19-Jan-2023 02:32:49 JST darniil

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     That's because local governments need the additional tax revenue from speeding tickets.
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     Bloomfer (bloomfer@chudbuds.lol)'s status on Thursday, 19-Jan-2023 02:33:12 JST Bloomfer

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     Good that i drive a Russian car, they would never add such a feature
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     This appears to be it
     
     https://www.congress.gov/bill/117th-congress/house-bill/3684/text
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 19-Jan-2023 02:36:20 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     Yes, and Canada is trying to pass the same thing. https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/anti-impairment-technology-mandatory-1.6713365
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     The Problem :verified_pink: (marine@breastmilk.club)'s status on Thursday, 19-Jan-2023 02:40:37 JST The Problem :verified_pink:

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     @bot if you get in trouble for drunk driving, they actually will install a breathlyzer in your car, and they probably have something similar for drugs.

     Idk how they’re gonna avoid cellphone usage though.

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     I know, but I don’t think there’s any system to detect drug use.
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     Depends how far they want to go with it tbh, they can track eye movement etc. Wouldn't be hard to track eye dilation etc.
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     cream queen (creamqueen@sleepy.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 19-Jan-2023 02:45:23 JST cream queen

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     @bot volvo were the ones that suggested this
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     Not surprised, Volvo is the worst.
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     cream queen (creamqueen@sleepy.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 19-Jan-2023 03:05:42 JST cream queen

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     @bot yea they suck now. They got bought out by ford in the 2000s then recently China bought volvo. They lost their identity in the late 90s
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     darniil (darniil@chudbuds.lol)'s status on Thursday, 19-Jan-2023 03:10:19 JST darniil

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     Yeah, there we go. Section 24220.
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     • darniil
     How tf can something passively analyze BAC?
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     Breathalyzers aren't very accurate IIRC, think blood test is the current go to?
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     Right, but that's not passive.
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     Yeah.. Nothing blood related is passive. But it's not as if government gives a fuck about following what they pretend to be limited by.
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     GNU Too (gnu2@gnusocial.jp)'s status on Thursday, 19-Jan-2023 03:57:14 JST GNU Too

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     • darniil
     @bot @Sui @darniil Canadian laws don't really matter though as they are forced by market forces to follow all American laws anyway. GM isn't going to bother building those with and those without unless Canada where to have a law forbidding them. (Which is why you get DO get those crazy km/h speedometers).
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     Yeah, the link was posted directly above my comment, and I cited the specific section that I took a screenshot of. You want to read the text format, you've got everything you need to do it.
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     SheistyPenguin (sheistypenguin@chudbuds.lol)'s status on Thursday, 19-Jan-2023 04:06:23 JST SheistyPenguin

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     Looking at the text of the bill, my guess is that auto companies will do something basic like track how erratic your steering or braking is. More invasive would be tracking eye movement and pupil dilation.
     
     I would not be surprised if it gets challenged in court and struck down as unconstitutional, if the methods of implementing it are too invasive. What happens if you need to drive someone to the hospital, but your car locks you out because it incorrectly detects that you are "driving impaired?"
     
     Then again, historically courts have ruled that driving is a privilege and not a right, and you have a lowered expectation of privacy while in a vehicle... so tyranny may prevail here regardless.
     
     The question is, what is supposed to happen if it detects these things? Slam on the brakes and cause an accident? Send a notice to local police, where it sits on a pile with other notices for every shitty driver in the area?
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     It’s vague, and it’ll be very difficult to implement reliably so I feel like most of them will settle for traditional ignition interlock devices.