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   Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 12:50:12 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

   If I am elected Mayor of Mastodon…

   Touching butts (consensually) will not only be a right, it will be A CIVIC DUTY. If you cannot get to a butt to touch it, one will be made available for you. (not guaranteed)

   Thank you for your vote.