A picture of a toy whistle embossed with "Cap'n Crunch."

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   Cassandra 📍 San Francisco (for real!) (xgranade@wandering.shop)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jun-2026 01:34:17 JST Cassandra 📍 San Francisco (for real!)

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   One of your friends-now-customers really likes their breakfast cereal, and they just happened to get a whistle in a box of Cap'n Crunch one day.

   They tell their friends about how awesome their whistle is, and oops! turns out it makes *exactly the right noise* to get your fancy new switch machine to take instructions.