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A screenshot of a Kagi translator called "LinkedIn Speak". On the left is the sentence: "I'm curled in a fetal ball under my desk so I'm going to be late filing my quarterly expenses", and on the right is the translation: "Taking some much-needed time for deep reflection and grounding today! Sometimes you have to disconnect to reconnect. Prioritizing mental wellness means my quarterly expense report will be slightly delayed, but I'm leaning into the process and embracing the journey. I #SelfCare #WorkLifeBalance #Mindfulness #GrowthMindset"

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A screenshot of a Kagi translator called "LinkedIn Speak". On the left is the sentence: "I'm curled in a fetal ball under my desk so I'm going to be late filing my quarterly expenses", and on the right is the translation: "Taking some much-needed time for deep reflection and grounding today! Sometimes you have to disconnect to reconnect. Prioritizing mental wellness means my quarterly expense report will be slightly delayed, but I'm leaning into the process and embracing the journey. I #SelfCare #WorkLifeBalance #Mindfulness #GrowthMindset"
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Clive Thompson (clive@saturation.social)'s status on Friday, 08-May-2026 04:26:00 JST Clive Thompson

someone made a translator
it that takes a regular English sentence ...
... and translates it to LinkedIn-speak
it's unsettlingly good
Item #3 in my latest "Linkfest" newsletter, free to read/subscribe here: https://buttondown.com/clivethompson/archive/linkfest-44-microchimerism-sonic-boom-duct-tape/

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