Westly, not John Mastodon. A still from The Princess Bride.

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   Mastodon had grown so rich, he wanted to retire. He took me to his cabin and he told me his secret. 'I am not #JohnMastodon,' he said. 'My name is Ryan; I inherited the network from the previous John Mastodon, just as you will inherit it from me. The man I inherited it from is not the real John Mastodon either. His name was Cummerbund. The real Mastodon has been retired 15 years and living like a king in Patagonia.