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   Floaty Birb (floatybirb@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 16-Jun-2025 11:31:06 JST Floaty Birb

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   I give this Bog movie 2/5 tungsten monster dongs, because I'm rounding up from 1.5.

   It qualified as a movie but made me bored and could have done with half as many scenes and half as many characters.

   The best characters were the horny elder scientists. The worst characters were the Mystery Machine fishing trip crew with their gendered whining. The moral lesson is maybe you should just leave the bog monsters alone and not detonate their bogs.

   #monsterdon