the cubietruck (a red-PCB single-board computer) wearing a tasteful plexiglass standoff case, posing with its award on a silicone soldering mat

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   when beholding the Cubietruck (or Cubieboard 3), it is immediately obvious that this computer deserves “most surprising Xen hypervisor”. While other computers in the basement may be Xen hypervisors, none of them has executed anywhere near the number of flawless jump scares as the Cubietruck, which has been subject to special security screening on 3 continents.