A black cat sitting on a tall chair and glaring at someone over the shoulder of the camera operator.

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   The Janx Devil (janxdevil@sfba.social)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Feb-2025 05:32:19 JST The Janx Devil

   Jasper is angry with me because I won’t let him outside to eat all of the #h5n1 bird flu. “I’m sure it will be fine,” he says. “You’re overreacting as usual. Stop being such a panicky alarmist.”

   “Dude, do you not understand what it means that the D1.1 clad has adapted to mammalian physiology in the latest outbreak in a Nevada dairy herd?” I say, and he just glares at me.

   “You are not bringing that virus into this house. Just… no. Stay inside and play with your sister,” I say.

   “I’m going to piss in your headphones,” he says. “You’re going to regret this.”

   “I already do, buddy. I already do.”