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   Steve's Place (steter@mastodon.stevesworld.co)'s status on Thursday, 06-Mar-2025 15:50:23 JST Steve's Place

   Ants?

   Ants. In my kitchen. They have resumed not hibernating.

   This year's batch is particularly slow to sense danger. The last time they bugged me, one good menacing warning from me got them to scram. Not this bunch.

   Beware the huge creatures with loud voices.

   Once again, I am number 1 on the local ant most wanted list.

   Pro tip for ants: Stay the hello howdy away from my coffee maker, or someone's gonna get it.

   Pro tip for coffee drinkers: Ants are a great source of protein we can consume for free! Take that, Kroger!

   "Enjoy a hot mug of Steve's coffee! Did you know that coffee can be up to 9% protein in every cup?"

   "So... those aren't chocolate bits floating in..."

   "Heck, no!"

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   Roy Tanck (roytanck@mastodon.online)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Feb-2025 23:29:43 JST Roy Tanck

   Reviewing #WordPress plugins for use on the websites my team maintains. One candidate is clearly superior in terms of functionality, but we're probably not going to be using it.

   Pro tip: If you'd like to sell your plugin to bigger orgs, please do not add excessive branding in wp-admin. No upsells, banners, "rate us on wp.org" and other bullshit.

   Our editors shouldn't even need to know your plugin's name. They should simply have new options that blend in and work reliably.