A screenshot from lara.translated.com that translates 僕の便は明日の朝です as “My bowel movement is tomorrow morning”.
https://nekocat-1331303930.cos.ap-tokyo.myqcloud.com/media_attachments/files/113/550/491/014/472/905/original/d362fa82c9eec1cb.jpeg
Adventures in machine translation 😂
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