Meet Darwin, presumably named for the number of times he came dangerously close to earning an award of the same name.

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   FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine (daphailwhale@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jul-2024 05:47:05 JST FailureBiWinning's Mean :bean_blu: Machine

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   Accidentally stumbled into a battle with a Cyclops - he lasted long enough for the boss music to loop twice (almost thrice), but we poked his eye out and left him to rot in the bushes...
   
   ...also, new party member! (WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU DURING THAT BOSS FIGHT, DAMMIT.)