First he rocked, then he rolled... and then he died, and we all lived happily ever after. The End.

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   The first boss: A slow and sturdy Stone Golem lethargically lumbers into the hallway, blocking your path while throwing the most predictable and swiftly sidesteppable punches the world has (probably) ever known (and seen coming from a mile away).
   
   The boss music: Very fast-paced and urgent-sounding, somewhat gives the vibe that your opponent is highly unpredictable, can sprint across the battlefield like a marathon-runner and combo you into the dirt like a scrapped concept character from an otherwise-nondescript Capcom (or SNK?) fighter.