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A comic depicting two men in an office. The first man asks, "So, how do I query the database?" The second man replies, "It's not a database. It's a key-value store!" The first man says "Ok, it's not a database. How do I query it?" The second man answers, "You write a distributed map reduce function in Erlang." The first man asks "Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?" to which the second man says "I believe I did, Bob."

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A comic depicting two men in an office. The first man asks, "So, how do I query the database?" The second man replies, "It's not a database. It's a key-value store!" The first man says "Ok, it's not a database. How do I query it?" The second man answers, "You write a distributed map reduce function in Erlang." The first man asks "Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?" to which the second man says "I believe I did, Bob."
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khm (khm@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jan-2024 06:55:43 JST khm
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@drewdevault yes, this: I feel exactly about nixos as I do about git. cool tech, not my shit, pain in the ass to work with. see also attached image

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