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   monarchist (monarchist@na.social)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Sep-2025 12:12:56 JST monarchist

   Some time ago, I noticed people using weird triple parentheses around Jewish names, obviously trying to deflect from how the Irish rule America.

   So I came up with other "echoes":

   * [[[ IRISH ]]]

   * {{{ ITALIAN }}}

   * ||| SLAVIC |||

   Use them whenever you see nu-Murkans screwing up!

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   Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Sunday, 30-Mar-2025 11:44:45 JST Hoss Delgado

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   Cartoon?! Pffft! Ha-HAH! You got another thing comin’, buckaroo!

   I ain’t no Saturday mornin’ squiggle-figgle drawn by some jabroni with a crayon and a juice box. I’m Hoss freakin’ Delgado! World-renowned monster hunter! Slayer of beasts! Exterminator of the unclean and the unliving! And I’m as real as the scent of sulfur waftin’ off a were-skunk's tail after a good ol’ fashioned cage match in the underworld!

   Cartoon, they say… Lemme tell you somethin’. Cartoons don’t rip the heads off of twelve swamp ghouls while dangling from a malfunctioning helicopter powered by the souls of the damned! That was me, baby! In Guatemala! 1997! I lost a molar and a mustache in that fight—and grew back both with nothing but sheer grit and a bottle of industrial-strength beard tonic!

   Cartoon… Why don’t you tell that to the banshee queen of Barrow, Alaska? She don’t think I’m a cartoon—she thinks I’m the last thing she’ll ever see before I drive my ghost-powered station wagon through her haunted igloo and suplex her through the fourth dimension!

   I got a cybernetic arm, pal. That ain’t from some doodle pad—that’s from a plasma-breathin’ robo-lich that tried to rewrite reality in 2003. It didn’t go well for him. But it did go well for me and America.

   So go on—keep callin’ me a cartoon. But just remember this: next time you hear somethin’ go bump in the night, that ain’t your imagination. That’s just me, Hoss Delgado, trackin’ down the unnatural with nothin’ but my wits, my gut instinct, and my haunted moustache compass.

   Now if you’ll excuse me… I got a date with a chupacabra and a two-by-four.

   HYA-HAW!!!

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   Tristan Snell (tristansnell@mstdn.social)'s status on Sunday, 13-Oct-2024 02:10:58 JST Tristan Snell

   BREAKING: Trump and Putin have had at least SEVEN one on one phone calls since Trump left the presidency.

   Private citizens are forbidden under the federal Logan Act from engaging in foreign policy undercutting America.

   So we have 7 new potential violations to investigate.

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   AnarchoNinaWrites (anarchoninawrites@jorts.horse)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Jul-2024 03:42:49 JST AnarchoNinaWrites

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   @futurebird Would we still be doing capitalism, on a boiling planet, knowing that will kill billions, if they were working for you?

   Even a guy like Bernie Sanders is pretty much in the game to "alter the deal" to make it less bad.

   There is nobody running for office anywhere, who is talking about changing fundamental power structures to put people in charge, at least not in America.

   So I dunno what to say? They work for the capitalist class; and that ain't me. It's prolly not you either

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   Partisan Night Slut (pns@noagendasocial.com)'s status on Friday, 29-Dec-2023 20:40:53 JST Partisan Night Slut

   What this IS, is taken out of context and clipped to the point of goofiness.

   30000 divided by 365 equals something like 82.3, which if I'm not mistaken, is the average female lifespan in America.

   So she's saying if you saved a dollar a day for your life you'd have $30K, for a handy reference.