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Hello! I'm Carly and my establishment Equity Group is HIGHLY interested in purchasing your house! We buy with cash only, at or above any sound offer in an "as-is" condition. Have a peek at our approach here: • Apr 8, 2022 Hi Carly, I'd like to sell you my house. Full disclosure, the house is haunted But no one has been murdered in it, just in the yard May 30, 2022 Are vou still interested in my house I have discovered a large den of snakes since I last wrote, so that could be problematic, but I'm willing to make financial concessions of $50 per snake.

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Hello! I'm Carly and my establishment Equity Group is HIGHLY interested in purchasing your house! We buy with cash only, at or above any sound offer in an "as-is" condition. Have a peek at our approach here: • Apr 8, 2022 Hi Carly, I'd like to sell you my house. Full disclosure, the house is haunted But no one has been murdered in it, just in the yard May 30, 2022 Are vou still interested in my house I have discovered a large den of snakes since I last wrote, so that could be problematic, but I'm willing to make financial concessions of $50 per snake.
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James (ukuku@mstdn.social)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Sep-2023 02:39:58 JST James

I had some realtor text me unsolicited a few years ago, trying to steal some property. Fucking flippers. Anyway, just for my own amusement I occasionally text them to update them on the property, see if they are still interested.

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