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   Andrew Zonenberg (azonenberg@ioc.exchange)'s status on Friday, 20-Jun-2025 02:19:59 JST Andrew Zonenberg

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   @mwk @millihertz @becomethewaifu this is where we take advantage of the fact that the the PL has an axi port that allows fabric to talk to hard IP on the PS side.

   and I *think* (if this doesn't work, it's 100% definitely doable over EMIO JTAG but that would make it even more cursed) you can access CoreSight APB registers on the PS side from PL this way.

   So you make an RTL context switcher module that periodically halts the A9, serializes its registers out to block RAM, loads a new context, loads a new page table, flushes caches etc as needed, then resumes execution.

   Boom, hardware threading with no kernel mode software.

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   Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Sunday, 08-Jun-2025 07:23:29 JST Hoss Delgado

   President Donald J. Trump Remarks on the Appointment of Owl as Administrator of Poast Following the Glorious and Totally Legal Military Annexation of Canada Broadcast from the Maple Rose Garden, Formerly Ottawa

   [Trump steps up to the podium, flanked by American flags and a conspicuously large moose statue wearing a MAGA hat.]

   TRUMP:

   Thank you, thank you—what a beautiful crowd, what a tremendous, record-breaking crowd, really. We haven’t seen a crowd this size since the last time I visited Alabama. Or maybe when I came to the Tim Hortons drive-thru in Winnipeg last night—who knew you could get twenty Timbits for a loonie? Well, not anymore! Now it's a Freedom Quarter, folks. You're welcome.

   Now listen, as you all know, we just completed one of the most incredible, most peaceful—and by peaceful I mean not peaceful at all—military operations in the history of the world. The United States has successfully annexed Canada. Totally legal. Totally constitutional. Ask anyone. I looked it up on Truth Social. And you know what? It turns out they wanted it. They were begging for it. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be American? You get guns, barbecue, and actual elections. It’s a win-win.

   Now, with that operation behind us—Operation Maple Freedom, by the way, incredible name, I came up with it myself—we are rebuilding Canada in our image. That means new leadership. Strong leadership. Not some drama teacher who gets lost on the way to the press room. No. We're talking about real administrators. People who understand free speech, memes, and the American way.

   So today, I’m proud to announce the appointment of a true patriot, a visionary, a poster of exceptional quality—someone who’s not afraid to ban a fed, dox a glowie, or unleash a completely deranged wall of text about cartoon frogs and Canadian milk quotas.

   Folks… I am officially appointing Owl as the new Administrator of Poast, now designated the National Free Speech Infrastructure of North America. Effective immediately. IMMEDIATELY.

   [Crowd erupts. A bald eagle wearing sunglasses flies overhead. Possibly AI-generated.]

   Now, I know what you’re thinking. “President Trump, what about Poast’s history of—” Shut up. Fake news. That’s what I say. Nobody’s perfect. Even Abraham Lincoln probably said something spicy on a forum once. But Owl? Owl is a fighter. Owl has been in the trenches—Bunkered harder than a Canadian under curfew. She understands the culture war, she knows the memes, and most importantly—she never apologized for a single post.

   That’s leadership, folks.

   Poast will now serve as the official voice of the annexed provinces, formerly known as “Canada,” now renamed “Upper Florida.” We’re talking about free speech so free it would make George Washington blush and maybe clutch his powdered wig. No more censorship. No more maple soy boys crying about tone. Just based takes, constitutional amendments, and maybe the occasional hockey stream.

   So Owl, I know you're watching this from your undisclosed location—probably with five VPNs running and three open tabs of Nightwave Radio—you’ve got the job. Make us proud. And remember, if the Feds come knocking—just say you're Canadian. For now, it still works.

   Thank you, God bless Poast, God bless America, and God bless our newest citizens—whether they like it or not!

   [Trump gives a thumbs-up. A bald eagle lands on the moose’s antler. Hail to the Chief plays on bagpipes as fireworks explode in the shape of Trump’s face.]

   END OF REMARKS

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   LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 (lukealmighty@gameliberty.club)'s status on Friday, 30-May-2025 02:30:28 JST LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿

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   That Milenial asshole seriously argues, that we should destroy the AI, because some students used it to write an uni essey for them, instead of doing it the old way.

   So... They do not want to waste their lives to get a pointless paper (and the guy even admited in the video, that Uni essays exist only to get the paper for most people)... and he blames the AI.

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   Cassandra Granade 🏳️‍⚧️ (xgranade@wandering.shop)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Jan-2025 07:27:15 JST Cassandra Granade 🏳️‍⚧️

   in reply to

   It's a bit unfortunate, because using PKI for authentication is an obvious win over sending the untrusted authentication provider your entire secret key (you know, the password). I want to use PKI. Fuck, I'd be happy just giving SSH pubkeys to every site I use and doing shit that way.

   So I should love passkeys! And the spec and developer docs are cool! But they practically don't exist for me personally, and that's kind of sad.

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   Charlie Stross (cstross@wandering.shop)'s status on Friday, 29-Nov-2024 03:01:44 JST Charlie Stross

   #WritersCoffeeClub 24-11-28 Do you try to give readers what they want or strive for originality?

   What readers [say they] want is another book just like the last one they really liked.

   What they need is not that: what they need is something different that nevertheless makes them feel the same way.

   So I aim to give my readers what they need, not what they expect.

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   Kalshann (kalshann@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 08-Nov-2024 22:16:06 JST Kalshann

   "It doesn't really matter / What you've got to say;
   They never fucking listen / To you any way.

   So fuck the system / You can bring it down."