Dad: if you take away my vitamin d, I'll go lie naked in the sun for 20 minutes.
Me: Let me get you a to well to lie on.
Dad: I'll switch to eating nothing but grass fed beef.
Me: If you're paying.
Dad: Only beef!
Me: What, no vegetables?
Dad: Just beef.
Me: You will never poo again.
Dad: Some people have the opposite problem.
Me: This isn't selling it.
Dad: Joe Rogan eats nothing but grass fed beef for months at a time.
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