Notices by hannah 2 (hannah@posts.rat.pictures)

Converting knitting needle sizes between US and metric is actually quite easy. Simply multiply the US size by a random number between 0.6 and infinity

Does anyone know how to get out of this area

A chill breeze just rose, accompanied by the ceaseless shrieking of the gulls. Fucking great

Went to the lake front to relax but there’s an eerie mist over everything and an old man came up and remarked that the leaves are the wrong color for this time of year

Mastodon is still the #1 website to make a joke involving cpr and get a reply with graphic descriptions of traumatic head injuries from a german firefighter with a my little pony avatar

Using my dying breaths to inform the paramedic performing cpr on me that the two-snake caduceus on his uniform, though commonly confused with the singly-snaked rod of asclepius, actually symbolizes commerce rather than medicine

Me realizing gorillaz demon days came out 20 years ago

It’s so funny the pope has been to jewel-osco

This was written by an alien

Catching up on the news

Just designed a cool new bumper sticker for tesla owners

Windows is making a great argument for linux today

This doesn't really matter at all but it's kinda funny that the UK Supreme Court that's fucking up so many lives right now was established in 2009. There are cats older than it

Well I didn't want to touch them before you showed me all those big blue arrows

Someone at my craft night said “the shortest pencil is better than the longest memory“ and that’s going to stick with me for a while

Going out to buy shoelaces and stamps like it’s 1925

I paid for my shoelaces with exact change and then i got mad that a stamp now costs 73 cents. My grandmafication is complete

A customer said this yarn looks like ethernet cable

New levels of bumper sticker discourse are emerging

The two types of people:

- waltz into the store and immediately start browsing even though I'm obviously closed, the lights are off, and I'm on a ladder

- peer through the door, notice on my sign that it's still a few minutes before I officially open, and walk away even though I'm frantically gesturing at them to come in