Notices by public universal mutual (hannah@posts.rat.pictures)

Beautiful painting mr klee but can you please move your cursor out of the way

I wonder if more people watch rupaul’s drag race than actual drag races? Maybe it’s time for a retronym

This photo i took last night has a powerful aura i cannot explain

When the storm started really going these two guys got up and started watching together and toasted their beer cans when the first bolt of lightning hit. Weatherbros forever

Is it good when the jumbotron starts showing live weather radar

@botvolution this happened to me a while back when i was checking out at a bagel shop and i audibly said "uh oh!"

Whenever someone at my shop buys something that costs $18 it comes to $19.84 with tax and i always say "your total is literally 1984" and today someone finally laughed

Down in front

I didn't crop anything out btw it just looked like that

Things are going great

I'm trying to make an account to get my tariff refund and i cannot believe this is the real CBP website lmao

My new shirt is coming along

I’m 37 and I just learned that that (a) the “banana fana fo fannah” name game song has a known author (shirley ellis) and (b) the original lyrics explain what to do if the name starts with b, f, or m

I had a dream that a new zelda type video game came out but the gimmick was that all the text, including dialogue, menus and ui, was written in gawain and the green knight-style middle english

The year is 2026. You awaken and look at your phone. The pope has dunked on the US president’s mastodon instance url

It would be fun to make a list of the rarest wikipedia article name clarifying parentheticals

Our innovative approach: instead of doing something, we simply do not do it. at a fraction of the cost

The part of me that used to work for a survey research nonprofit is screaming into a pillow

Very good estate sale find today

Frankly all of this is still true