Notices by kindly shopkeeper (hannah@posts.rat.pictures), page 3

@overholt pressed this button every day until i was 31

Wild pokemon battle music suddenly playing

On this day just remember you’re beautiful no matter how dangly your snood or how reticulated your caruncles

Love when someone fully commits to a theme

It’s funny how “nutritional yeast” is the most cyberpunk dystopia food name imaginable but the jar has a picture of like characters from the musical Oklahoma

Happy international mens day

I think my favorite aspect of the mastodon platform is that there’s no chance anyone i ever meet irl will see my posts on here unless they’re an even bigger freak than me

Woman who walked into my shop, while checking out: “thank you for supporting (lowering voice) the transgender”

AI might be cooking the planet but at least it gives us amusingly incongruous auto reply options

This was really satisfying to do

Anyway here’s what i’ve been up to for the past 6 months https://blockclubchicago.org/2024/11/07/yarn-store-opening-in-andersonville-from-local-resident-jeopardy-champ/

Many people are calling me the greatest organized labor advocate since cesar chavez

Last pickle of the season and its a cutie

I guess i should start a podcast

This little punk thinks he’s gonna get a french fry

Just had sort of a folie a deux situation with katie where we both claimed to remember a failed animated sitcom on fox set in the garden of eden where the serpent is eve’s gay best friend and every week they rope adam into wacky scrapes and get yelled at by god

Unfinished Goose Frame

Goose complete 🪿✔️

Love wins 💕

Europeans need to understand that america is a country where we advertise gas stations that are three states away