Notices by kindly shopkeeper (hannah@posts.rat.pictures), page 2

The sequel to I, Claudius should have been called II, Claudius

@taber omg their slogan

I always love finding a wiki page that is absurdly more detailed than you’d expect given the subject’s notability. Real labor of love here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Waterboys

Jimmy Wales won't tell you this but here is the secret page that lists all of the good articles on wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Wikipedia_articles_that_are_excessively_detailed

Very convenient thanks

Boat captains: lots of communication problems with the lighthouses these days. We should have a central authority in charge of lighthouses. Maybe call it something like “the lighthouse bureau” or “commission on lighthouses”

Britain:

Someone with more wikipedia clout please quietly change the article photo to this

My favorite thing about the fiber arts industry is that every person in every step of the chain from producer to wholesaler to end consumer is 100% insane

We live in a society

I have to do it AGAIN??

Weird flex bruh

@Aleums prince esterhazy ass post

This is like a venus flytrap for about-to-be-divorced guys

Anyone else love smirking and swirling your expensive cocktail as a squinting bumbler of a detective wastes your time with inane questions

Wholesale ordering is either (1) an incredibly clean and usable website better than anything aimed at retail customers since 2008 or (2) emailing someone with a list of shit you want to buy, with nothing in between

Also stuff like this

With Small Business Saturday winding down, I'd like to remind everyone that tomorrow is Megacorporation Sunday! Mark the occasion by opening an account at Chase Bank, buying gas at a BP station, or purchasing some Office 365 licenses from Microsoft! Keep celebrating throughout the year and forever whether you want to or not

A lady from norway came into my shop yesterday and that’s how i learned the upsetting fact that the norwegian word for yarn is garn

What??

Hello and welcome to my shop. Which of these simulated intestines would you prefer to tie into a complicated knot and use to adorn your body