Notices by kindly shopkeeper (hannah@posts.rat.pictures)

Wait, is this what everyone keeps talking about

Idk if this is the right place to ask but when tags have little double dots around them like this is it supposed to be like ..DEM.. or “DEM” and also is there a name for that

Someone came into the shop and asked if i could print out a cross stitch pattern for them and i said sure and it was this

One of my knitting teachers just told me about this extremely good archive of traditional palestinian pixel art https://tirazain.com/archive

- type “john berger” into google image search
- ask for john berger video tapes at your local library
- close your eyes and try very hard to summon an image of john berger

Putting up an "employees must wash paws :3" sign in the restroom and immediately incurring crippling fines from the illinois department of labor

Have a feeling this order was stuck in customs clearance for two weeks because someone thought it was yam

A week or two ago a lovely person came into my shop and said they followed me on mastodon and I was like oh cool! what server are you on? and they muttered something I later pieced together as "pawb.fun". Just another reason why fedi is the #1 social network for small business marketing

According to this packing list straight from DMC, embroidery is canonically short for Emma Broidery

Pay close attention to street vandalism to know which gangs are operating in your area

Sunday morning baby

Every city should have an area called like “Ravenswood” thats full of shit like this

mambos.town admin Divine Lou Bega

Mood

Comprehensive list of shop background music for which customers have said "oh shit, is this..?"

- steve reich
- alice coltrane
- animal crossing

Interpreting 20 year old blog comments about a dead link like classical quotations of lost greek tragedies

@jalefkowit pursuant to the Buzz On Ganja Access Reform Treaty of 1978

Smoking on that shit that made my small business legally compliant with all local, state and federal laws

Lake status: cold and smooth as a clouded mirror. Several weird ducks in attendance (not shown)

If you make toast, and leave it in the toaster for 20 minutes, and then toast it again just for a sec to warm it up, does it taste the same as it you ate it freshly toasted? This is what i want the internet to be arguing about in 2025