Bob Newhart, recipient of the worlds first successful heart transplant
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Patrick 🌎 (patrickworld@mastodon.online)'s status on Thursday, 24-Oct-2024 10:55:21 JST Patrick 🌎 -
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Patrick 🌎 (patrickworld@mastodon.online)'s status on Thursday, 10-Oct-2024 22:45:25 JST Patrick 🌎 Some personal news. I am announcing my retirement from professional tennis. This is particularly hard as I've never played professional tennis, the most I've done is knock a few balls around at the court near my house. Regardless, I finish my career with 0 Grand Slams including 0 French Open titles.
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Patrick 🌎 (patrickworld@mastodon.online)'s status on Monday, 07-Oct-2024 19:50:42 JST Patrick 🌎 Made my son (14) avocado toast as he was getting ready for school. He said ‘djfjejdi jdjdjs’, I said ‘what?’ So he said it again ‘hdjsjfkd ksjdjdb’ I said ‘what?’ again, and then he said ‘balsamic vinegar’ 🥑
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Patrick 🌎 (patrickworld@mastodon.online)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Sep-2024 17:39:59 JST Patrick 🌎 Me, explaining all of the social media sites I'm on and their differences
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Patrick 🌎 (patrickworld@mastodon.online)'s status on Thursday, 05-Sep-2024 23:05:16 JST Patrick 🌎 Ok but am I *really* unsubscribed?
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Patrick 🌎 (patrickworld@mastodon.online)'s status on Sunday, 01-Sep-2024 03:17:06 JST Patrick 🌎 I’ve been trying to get this shot for years and I finally got it on #Caturday
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Patrick 🌎 (patrickworld@mastodon.online)'s status on Friday, 23-Aug-2024 22:27:35 JST Patrick 🌎 I’m just here to tell you all to moisture
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Patrick 🌎 (patrickworld@mastodon.online)'s status on Sunday, 18-Aug-2024 11:24:19 JST Patrick 🌎 Look, I’ll gladly do the groceries, but I can’t guarantee that fennel-man won’t appear afterwards
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Patrick 🌎 (patrickworld@mastodon.online)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2024 23:17:14 JST Patrick 🌎 Serious question: why don’t agents, CIA FBI etc. wear hoodies, sweatpants, running shoes when they’re on the job? Why do they dress like they’re at a wedding? I wouldn’t want to have to roll on the ground or run in a suit and leather shoes 🤷🏾♂️
Edit: I have been told that the agents we see are a distraction from the undercover ones who are indeed dressed for action 👟
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Patrick 🌎 (patrickworld@mastodon.online)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jul-2024 08:53:46 JST Patrick 🌎 Me and the fellas, ready for the weekend 😎
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Patrick 🌎 (patrickworld@mastodon.online)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Jul-2024 01:13:22 JST Patrick 🌎 Happy ‘Steve Bannon must turn himself into authorities this morning to begin serving his 4 month prison term’ to those who celebrate 🎉
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Patrick 🌎 (patrickworld@mastodon.online)'s status on Monday, 17-Jun-2024 01:32:22 JST Patrick 🌎 @ATLeagle 🙏🏾
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Patrick 🌎 (patrickworld@mastodon.online)'s status on Monday, 17-Jun-2024 00:53:26 JST Patrick 🌎 Guys, don’t bother, I won again 🤷🏾♂️
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Patrick 🌎 (patrickworld@mastodon.online)'s status on Friday, 14-Jun-2024 05:44:28 JST Patrick 🌎 It’s cool that they’re gonna have their drivers licenses on their phones in New York, but when you have to hand your phone to the cops to see it, it’ll be hard to film them beating the shit out of you at the same time 🤔 👮
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Patrick 🌎 (patrickworld@mastodon.online)'s status on Monday, 10-Jun-2024 23:37:55 JST Patrick 🌎 Woke up from I dream I bought $140 worth of cookies which is ridiculous because I’d never buy that little
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Patrick 🌎 (patrickworld@mastodon.online)'s status on Friday, 31-May-2024 10:12:55 JST Patrick 🌎 The spirit of my dad, in a child’s body, enjoying the cable news coverage of the 34 charges
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Patrick 🌎 (patrickworld@mastodon.online)'s status on Wednesday, 29-May-2024 08:40:55 JST Patrick 🌎 ‘This mthrfkr’
- my closing argument
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Patrick 🌎 (patrickworld@mastodon.online)'s status on Wednesday, 29-May-2024 00:25:26 JST Patrick 🌎 🎶 ‘We’ll all die in a YOLO submarine/a YOLO submarine/a YOLO submarine’ 🎶 https://nypost.com/2024/05/27/us-news/ohio-billionaire-plans-to-take-20m-sub-to-titanic-site-to-prove-industrys-safer-after-oceangate-implosion/
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Patrick 🌎 (patrickworld@mastodon.online)'s status on Monday, 27-May-2024 04:57:32 JST Patrick 🌎 Just say yes to drugs 🥴
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Patrick 🌎 (patrickworld@mastodon.online)'s status on Sunday, 26-May-2024 02:32:01 JST Patrick 🌎 How I feel when I post a banger* on here
*banger = 2 or more likes
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