Notices by helplessduck (helplessduck@mastodon.online)

Cue up the Hypno-toad noise from Futurama.

#Caturday #Cats #CatsofMastodon

You can buy hojas de cocaína on a street corner in Ecuador.

Another point for equatorial paradise.

Since we all have to listen to the constant bitching about AI and the enshittificaton of search engines, I don't want to see one more person being castigated for asking a question on social media that could have been answered with a cursory search.

That was shitty, asshole behavior to begin with and now it can't even be justified by being technically correct.

#AI #Enshittification #SocialMedia #Google

Think about what it means in a city with surging homelessness that AirBnB has committed to housing more than 25,000 people displaced by the LA fires.

#Capitalism #Socialism

@bmacDonald94 @deepmud

I also read some time back that Mother Theresa was a monster. Can't remember where, but sexual abuse was part of it.

@TheJen

WElL AkShuAlLy... not "more."
We are technically a minority.

But what's so unhinged?

This has to be the most asinine building on the face of the planet. So many palaces of consumptive gluttony are somewhat redeemed in thier beauty. This is just hideous.

A Republican just admitted Reaganomics is a failure.

#VPDebate #USPol

THOSE EXPERTS WERE REAGAN REPUBLICANS.

#VPDebate #USPol

What economic boom?

#VPDebate #USPol

This idiot doesn't know how the government works. This fuckwad is a senator and doesn't understand shit kids learn in fifth grade social studies.

#VPDebate #USPol

Stop talking about your faults!
JESUS!
Is this guy new?

#VPDebate #USPol

Let's hear more about my sad mommy.

#VPDebate #USPol

A lot of our pharmaceuticals are manufactured by India.
Where his wife is from.

#VPDebate #USPol

I'm a senator from the most dysfunctional congress in the history of congress. I'm here to talk about me not doing my job.

#VPDebate #USPol

Yes, explain your wish washing, fauxbily!

#VPDebate #USPol

oh fuck

The party that works double time to keep referenda inaccessible thinks it should go to the voters now, not the states.

#VPDebate #USPol

That trust probably helped the woman in an abusive relationship so much.

#VPDebate #USPol

Yes, please talk about women, fauxbilly.

#VPDebate #USPol