Notices by Tixie Salander (tixie@mastodon.guerilla.studio)

Super site pour calculer combien de temps tu passes aux WC au taff et selon ton salaire combien ton employeur te paie pour ça !
https://office-chiotting.chiassepourrie.fr

I completely resonate with what @csswizardry is saying in his post about building on the web for the long run:

“If you’re going to build for the web, build _on_ the web and build _with_ the web.

If I was only able to give one bit of advice to any company: iterate quickly on a slow-moving platform.”

https://csswizardry.com/2025/01/build-for-the-web-build-on-the-web-build-with-the-web/

#WebDev #Frontend #JS

Me: Bruh this movie is so boring 😒
Boss: again, this is a video call to discuss your poor work performance

Can somebody please take wordpress boy's internet permit away

When you start to compete with Elon Musk's in term of press articles series you should start questioning your life choices

I mean… look https://www.404media.co/tag/wordpress/ at this https://www.theverge.com/search?q=wordpress

What's next? TheVerge making a fully customized page dedicated to you? 🫠 (cf https://www.theverge.com/c/23972308/twitter-x-death-tweets-history-elon-musk)

Do you know any way to receive donations (as a person, not an org) without leaking my legal name to person donating?
Paypal.me, Ko-fi, Revolut.me, Stripe are the ones I tested and they all leak it.
Do you know some platforms who would permit that? (Cash.App maybe?)

I don’t understand people who pay for nutritionists when you just have to mention you don’t eat meat at a family dinner and you immediately have free advices from several nutrition experts who were at the table all along!

Doctor: "you definitely have clinical burnout."
Me: "Oh man. Well, how long is that going to take to fix, because I've got a _lot_ of stuff that needs doing."
Doctor: …
Me:
Me: what?

just one more LLM bro. i promise bro just one more LLM and we'll automate away all our problems bro. it’s just an Al chatbot bro. please just one more. one more Al and we'll save another 12 minutes/month. bro cmon just give me 9 millions gpu and we'll acheive AGI i promise bro. bro bro please we just need to build one more

Little personal online advice from my personal experience:
I know you mean no harm but please, to someone opening themselves online about the struggling of dealing with some recent griefs and the cruelty of their world:

Don’t send them unsolicited suggestions about starting yoga, meditation or some spiritual.

Even if it feels relevant to you at the time. It’s probably not the best time I assure you. Please, think twice before pressing the “send” button in those situation 🙏🩷

https://tixie.name/logs/11-15-2024-06-32-am-grief-and-online-presence/

Are you even good enough to have imposter syndrome?

Heyyyy! Looks like I gonna met some Haskeller next month at MuniHac!

I'm coming as the little hands of @GuerillaHQ who recently started helping @flora_pm with the design, frontend quality and accessibility sides of the project.
So naturally can't wait to see @hecate keynote on Oct.12th!

It also be my first in-person meeting with people from the Haskell ecosystem so feel free to come see me (😷), I love talking about frontend and web stuff in general, I don't bite! (CSS nerd alert 🤭)

So see you next month in Munich for those who will be there! 🩷 :haskell:

#MuniHac2024 #YallMasking #Haskell #MuniHac

OMG @hecate's keynote GOT LEAKED already!! :raccoon_scream_fear:

#MuniHac #MunicHac2024 #Haskell

Her name is… Inu… yes 😅 #CatOfMastodon

Milia bought a rubber stamp embosser so… well… I HAD to 😅

The storage server got its own wonderful label 😁

You say you’re an anarchist but you have a prostate aHA!

Cup of the day

Est-ce que quand on sort plein de trucs pas très catholique les un après les autres, on peut dire qu’on blastphème ?

text-overflow: ellipsis; is not a good content design solution edition 9872628