Notices by Lizzy 💫 (stoned_deva_@mas.to)

Think you can fix me? What are you going to do, restore factory settings?

Jokes on you... I was never whole.

Sorry I missed your call. I actually heard it ring, picked up my phone to answer but then saw it was you

Will taking a long lunch to shop for plants cure my depression? Maybe not, but it's worth a try.

My happy place

@BlackAzizAnansi what constitutes a "hoe"... some fucked up terminology first of all.

You say I'm not the romantic type like I didn't write this poem for you on a tiny piece of candy.

Help get 36 family members out of Gaza and safely to Canada. Please boost and contribute if you can.

https://gofund.me/d24f1740

Reviewing my credit card statement and considering selling an organ

It's the most wonderful time of the year 🎶

*when Spotify outs me as an obsessive weirdo

They should let the person who invented naps invent more stuff.

I realize many only follow me for my boosts, which is fine. The problem is I got follow-back happy, and my feed was a mess. 😬

I'm still in the process of cleaning house and encourage everyone to do the same. Your experience here is what you make of it.

Try boosting her toot. I hear chicks dig it.

We need a Disney princess who punches nazis.

Maybe Jesus only had 12 followers because he insisted on lecturing people in their replies.

What if I told you it's ok to not know? Just listen and amplify others on their journey.

Pro tip: Save yourself the hassle by preemptively blocking people who leave annoying comments on someone else's post.