Notices by The Needling (theneedling@newsie.social)

Danny Westneat Praises 100% Reduction of Homelessness In His Immediate Line of Sight: https://theneedling.com/2024/10/02/danny-westneat-praises-100-reduction-of-homelessness-in-his-immediate-line-of-sight/

Amazon Compromises, Will Allow 2 Work-from-Home Days a Week on Saturdays and Sundays: https://theneedling.com/2024/09/23/amazon-compromises-will-allow-2-work-from-home-days-a-week-on-saturdays-and-sundays/

Research Shows Yakima Actually Nothing Like Palm Springs: https://theneedling.com/2024/08/04/research-shows-yakima-actually-nothing-like-palm-springs/

Waterfront Seattle to Open New Bike Lane As Soon as They Finish Sharpening Low Steel Fencing: https://theneedling.com/2024/09/05/waterfront-seattle-to-open-new-bike-lane-as-soon-as-they-finish-sharpening-low-steel-fencing/

Light Rail Operator Excited to Finally Find Out What’s in Lynnwood: https://theneedling.com/2024/07/14/light-rail-operator-excited-to-finally-find-out-whats-in-lynnwood/

Carhartt Beanie Slightly Cheaper Than Hair Transplant: https://theneedling.com/2024/07/06/carhartt-beanie-slightly-cheaper-than-hair-transplant/

Presidents of the USA Relieved by SCOTUS Immunity Decision After Running Over Drifter With Tour Bus: https://theneedling.com/2024/07/04/presidents-of-the-usa-relieved-by-scotus-immunity-decision-after-running-over-drifter-with-tour-bus/

Understaffed SPD Assures Public It Definitely Has Enough Time to Stop and Frisk Aurora Sex Workers Again: https://theneedling.com/2024/08/12/understaffed-spd-assures-public-it-definitely-has-enough-time-to-stop-and-frisk-aurora-sex-workers-again/

Tanya Woo Looking Forward to Seattle Voters Telling Her to Fuck Off for 4th Time Straight This Fall: https://theneedling.com/2024/07/01/tanya-woo-looking-forward-to-seattle-voters-telling-her-to-fuck-off-for-4th-time-straight-this-fall/

Disappointing: Seattle Public Library Employee Responding to Overdose Fails to Shoot Anyone: https://theneedling.com/2024/07/01/disappointing-seattle-public-library-employee-responding-to-overdose-fails-to-shoot-anyone/

Boeing Assures Public Blue Angels Are Safe Because They’re Made for the Military, Not You People: https://theneedling.com/2024/08/01/boeing-assures-public-blue-angels-are-safe-because-theyre-made-for-the-military-not-you-people/

Millions of French People Already Bored of Olympics: https://theneedling.com/2024/06/23/millions-of-french-people-already-bored-of-olympics/

Mariners Announce Plans to Drop Out of Season: https://theneedling.com/2024/07/25/mariners-announce-plans-to-drop-out-of-season/

CEOs Concerned Employees Are ‘Quiet Profiting’ Off Their Labor: https://theneedling.com/2024/06/22/ceos-concerned-employees-are-quiet-profiting-off-their-labor/

Scoop! Biden’s Ice Cream Drops Out: https://theneedling.com/2024/06/20/scoop-bidens-ice-cream-drops-out/

Capitol Hill Block Party Gives Annual Reminder to Residents Over 40 That It Is Time to Move to Ballard: https://theneedling.com/2024/07/20/capitol-hill-block-party-gives-annual-reminder-to-residents-over-40-that-it-is-time-to-move-to-ballard/

SeaTac 4th of July Fireworks Show Just Boeing Jets Taking Off from Airport: https://theneedling.com/2024/07/04/seatac-4th-of-july-fireworks-show-just-boeing-jets-taking-off-from-airport/

Vote-Blue-No-Matter-Who Voter Actually Just Huge Necrophiliac: https://theneedling.com/2024/06/02/vote-blue-no-matter-who-voter-actually-just-huge-necrophiliac/

Lime Bike Holds Flash Sale After Fremont Solstice Parade Ride: https://theneedling.com/2023/05/04/lime-bike-holds-flash-sale-after-fremont-solstice-festival-ride/

Seattle Mariners Apologize for ‘Geoduck Run’ Mascot Race: https://theneedling.com/2024/05/11/seattle-mariners-apologize-for-geoduck-run-mascot-race/