Notices by The Needling (theneedling@newsie.social), page 2

Centralia Spontaneously Combusts Following Trump Verdict: https://theneedling.com/2024/05/30/centralia-spontaneously-combusts-following-trump-verdict/

‘Ransomware Attacks for Dummies’ Overdue at Seattle Public Library: https://theneedling.com/2024/05/29/ransomware-attacks-for-dummies-overdue-at-seattle-public-library/

Boss Celebrates Bike-to-Work Day by Giving Whole Office View of His Junk Jangling in Bike Shorts: https://theneedling.com/2024/04/23/boss-celebrates-bike-to-work-day-by-giving-whole-office-view-of-his-junk-jangling-in-bike-shorts/

SDOT Admits It Always Thought ‘Vision Zero’ was About Getting to Zero Pedestrians: https://theneedling.com/2024/04/21/sdot-admits-it-always-thought-vision-zero-was-about-getting-to-zero-pedestrians/

Congress Rushes to Draft Emergency Legislation on Israel-Palestine War to Ban Macklemore: https://theneedling.com/2024/04/14/congress-rushes-to-draft-emergency-legislation-on-israel-palestine-war-to-ban-macklemore/

North Bend Zebra Just Gonna Lie Low with Sasquatch Until This All Blows Over: https://theneedling.com/2024/05/02/north-bend-zebra-just-gonna-lie-low-with-sasquatch-until-this-all-blows-over/

Publicly Threatening to Lose Your Motherfucking Shit and 5 Other Great Ways to Ask for More Civility: https://theneedling.com/2024/04/30/publicly-threatening-to-lose-your-motherfucking-shit-and-5-other-great-ways-to-ask-for-more-civility/

Seattle Public Transit Fan Forced to Act Like They Wish Light Rail Already Connected to Bellevue: https://theneedling.com/2024/04/05/seattle-public-transit-fan-forced-to-act-like-they-wish-light-rail-line-already-connected-to-bellevue/

Boeing Execs Sneak Into Museum of Flight to See What A Safe 737 Looked Like: https://theneedling.com/2024/04/03/boeing-execs-sneak-into-museum-of-flight-to-see-what-a-safe-737-looked-like/

Report: Feral Raccoon Would Love to Be Adopted By You, If You Just Had the Courage To Make the First Move: https://theneedling.com/2024/03/27/report-feral-raccoon-would-love-to-be-adopted-by-you-if-you-just-had-the-courage-to-make-the-first-move/

Boeing Stock Rebounds After Front Half of 737 MAX Lands Safely: https://theneedling.com/2024/02/18/boeing-stock-rebounds-after-front-half-of-737-max-lands-safely/

Baby Poked in Eye by Faulty Spoon Airplane Manufactured by Boeing: https://theneedling.com/2024/02/15/baby-poked-in-eye-by-faulty-spoon-airplane-manufactured-by-boeing/

Uber Eats Adds ‘CEO Yacht Fee’: https://theneedling.com/2024/02/10/uber-eats-adds-ceo-yacht-fee/

Boeing Kindly Offers to Fly All Whistleblowers to Their Court Dates on 737 MAX: https://theneedling.com/2024/03/11/boeing-kindly-offers-to-fly-all-whistleblowers-to-their-court-dates-on-737-max/

City Planner Regrets Layout of New Ridgefield Strip Mall: https://theneedling.com/2024/03/08/city-planner-regrets-layout-of-new-ridgefield-strip-mall/

‘Ghost of Black Friday Past’ Tramples Man and Takes His TV To Remind Him of True Meaning of Holiday: https://theneedling.com/2023/11/24/ghost-of-black-friday-past-tramples-man-and-takes-his-tv-to-remind-him-of-true-meaning-of-holiday/

‘This 8-Inch Road Divider Is a Trump Border Wall,’ Says Man Just Elected to 4-Year Term as Comedy Gold: https://theneedling.com/2023/11/17/this-8-inch-road-divider-is-a-trump-border-wall-says-man-just-elected-to-4-year-term-as-comedy-gold/

Mayor Harrell Pairs Shotspotter Funding Ask with Shitspotter Technology to Detect Dog Poop Anywhere in City: https://theneedling.com/2023/10/04/mayor-harrell-pairs-request-for-shotspotter-funding-with-shitspotter-technology-to-detect-dog-poop-anywhere-in-city/

Local Mushroom Hunter Mounts Giant Head of Lion’s Mane Over Fireplace: https://theneedling.com/2023/11/09/local-mushroom-hunter-mounts-giant-head-of-lions-mane-over-fireplace/

Election Officials Add Ballot Drop on Mailbox Peak for Voters Who Really Want to Show Off: https://theneedling.com/2023/09/29/election-officials-add-ballot-drop-on-mailbox-peak-for-voters-who-really-want-to-show-off/