Notices by Michael Scally (fizzvstheworld@mastodon.social), page 7

Patrick H. Willems (the person behind "What If Wes Anderson Directed The X-Men?") takes YouTube's currently most annoying trend to task...

https://youtu.be/aC99lNQdNmA

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Marvel really fridge'd Kamala Khan in a Spider-Man comic, just to haphazardly bring her back as a mutant (for the sake of MCU synergy) and give her a front row seat to the comic book equivalent of a mass shooting at a gay club...
#FizzVsComics #XSpoilers

X-Men: Hellfire Gala 2023 #1 - It'll say on the wikis that Orchis was responsible for the Krakoan genocide (at an event where mutants are at their most queer-coded no less) but we all know the true culprit was MCU Synergy...
#FizzVsComics #XSpoilers

Thinking about how Marvel Comics put out a new #SecretInvasion miniseries in anticipation of the Disney+ show all about Maria Hill moving past her Bush Era Islamophobia, only for the show to go "MARIA HILL'S FUCKING DEAD AND BACK TO BUSH ERA ISLAMOPHOBIA WE GO!"
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I think part of the reason #SecretInvasion underwhelmed is because we just saw Invincible's Atom Eve Special accomplish a gene-splicing government conspiracy story with big dumb fight scenes AND emotional resonance in 55 minutes while SI failed to muster that with over 5 hours...
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#SecretInvasion #FizzVsComics

Remember when #SheHulk ended with Jen pointing out the MCU's tendency to go "Fuck it... Let's just have a big dumb CGI fist fight in the third act?"

...well, the people behind #SecretInvasion certainly didn't!
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Danhausen... Brody King...

The only #SDCC2023 coverage that matters...

https://youtu.be/9hcEFmE8VjA

#FizzVsComics #LoveThatDanhausen

@oehlda2000 The Mummy Returns, Dwayne's first acting role

Well that's a bummer... I can understand being intimidated by TOTK and the rebranding mid-development probably didn't help but Immortals: Fenyx Rising was a competent enough BOTW clone to justify a sequel...
https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/sources-ubisoft-has-cancelled-its-immortals-fenyx-rising-sequel/

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Now why would Dwayne Johnson shell out seven figures in support of the WGA/SAG-AFTRA strike?

Probably because he knows what it's like to not have full control over your own likeness... and the nightmare fuel it can spawn when fed into computers...
#WGAstrong #SAGAFTRAstrong

Meanwhile, on the hellsite formally known as Twitter...

Ah, so the Wandavision discless steelbook was a bootleg and not officially made by Disney

https://www.ign.com/articles/wandavision-steelbook-edition-with-no-actual-disc-not-official-marvel-product

Still, it highlights a systemic problem in Hollywood and how it currently chooses to hoard its content, particularly in formats that deny WGA/SAG-AFTRA members proper living expense royalties...

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Blood & Guts... "Rhea Belair"... Overzealous security... Taz's galeophobia... GCW's backyard antics... Northern Boys lyrics... and everything else that makes pro wrestling sane...

IT'S BOTCHAMANIA 477 - KNIGHTENHEIMER

( https://youtu.be/_mfWLRf5Gms )

...episode art by yours truly...

I always thought it a bit unwise to force a globally-recognized IP to change against public preference to an older status quo simply because those in charge associate that previous state with happier times in their personal lives...

But enough about The Amazing Spider-Man...
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So how pissy is Elon going to get when Marvel's promotion for #FallOfX kicks into high gear and he starts complaining to DeSantis that Disney is bullying him?
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Yes, there's also another scientist who's far more egotistical, obsessed with putting chips in animals' brains and whose own inventions have a habit of exploding but I didn't want to get my timely metaphors crossed...
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Suddenly reminded of the Sonic The Hedgehog anime and how its third season begins with a man who was born into wealth wasting his family's fortune and own reputation as a scientist in order to recapture the feeling of being the most important human being to an edgy blue animal...
#FizzVsGaming

LOATHE THAT MUSKER
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Oh, if only I could be paid to be a divorced douchebag whisperer...