Notices by averagehousewife :bc: (averagehousewife@beige.party)

My neighbor asked me to pick up some cheese for her, so I said yes and asked what kind. She said she is picky and only wants the “real” stuff, which is apparently yellow American Kraft singles.

[sweetest little stress test lady]
You’re doing pretty well. Do you exercise a lot?
Kind of. I play Beat Saber quite a bit.
Oh, that game with the helmet where you bop around swinging your arms! My 14 year old grandson loves it!

@Mrfunkedude Agreed. Very weird. ??

@Mrfunkedude I’d probably try it if it was lab grown and wouldn’t give us worms or something.