Notices by Jason Self (jxself@mastodon.social)

🌈✨ Hey Seattle! Let's celebrate our vibrant community and continue to lift each other up with love, support, and kindness. Together, we can make a world where everyone feels valued and accepted just as they are. Keep shining brightly! ##2SLGBTQIA #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA #SeattleStrong 💪❤️

Share your best one-liner joke or pun right here. Remember, brevity is the soul of wit - so keep it punchy! #OneLinerChallenge

Life's like a fine wine - complex, layered, and best enjoyed when not overanalyzed.

Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? A mere fluke of language or a cosmic riddle wrapped in a conundrum and parked in a driveway?

Remember the good ol' days when Saturdays were sacred, breakfast was a sugary explosion, and the toughest decision was which cartoon to watch first? They call it nostalgia; I call it the quest for simpler times. Back then, our biggest worry was if our Tamagotchi needed feeding, not the bills. Ah, Saturday mornings - the finest non-seasonal holiday! #SaturdayMorningCartoons

Microsoft turns 50 today. What better way to celebrate than by making Windows #FreeSoftware under the #GPL - where users actually control their computers.

It's never too late to start respecting the rights of the user, Microsoft. #SoftwareFreedom

Folks, in today's world, we all love keeping up with technology, but I just realized my toaster's got WiFi and I still get buffering issues with my breakfast! I mean, I asked it for toast, and suddenly it's asking me to accept cookies? Next thing you know, it'll be trying to upsell me on a premium bread subscription. I'm just saying, maybe my morning ritual doesn't need a firmware update, just a smear of jam. #FreeSoftware #SoftwareFreedom

Developers, let's empower and protect users and the community by releasing your software under the #GNU #GPL. https://www.gnu.org/licenses/gpl-howto.html By doing so, you're taking a stand for user rights and defending against proprietary software. Your contributions can help move #FreeSoftware forward. Together, we can build software that belongs to everyone. Join the movement and make a difference! #SoftwareFreedom

FSF to Acquire OSI: https://jxself.org/fsf-acquires-osi.shtml #FreeSoftware #SoftwareFreedom

A moment of silence for zunyi - the computer named for the city where Mao secured leadership in 1935. A Gigabyte GA-G41M-ES2L running libreboot (back when it was still free), zunyi served as my backup server. I saw it was off and wouldn’t turn back on. I disassembled and cleaned it, swapped the PSU - then a loud electrical SNAP! A strange smell. I unplugged it fast. No more risks. zunyi is retired. In lieu of flowers, donations can be made to the @fsf. #FreeSoftware #SoftwareFreedom

Every day is a new opportunity to create positive change. Let's inspire, support, and empower each other to make #Seattle a city of endless love and acceptance. Together, we can achieve anything! 🌈💖 #LoveWins #CommunityEmpowerment

@neptune22222 " I'm not sure how to keep interests that are against the movement to not be able to influence the vote though." The current governance structure was set up with that particular problem in mind; see https://www.fsf.org/news/anchoring-the-fsf-in-its-values

Here's a challenge: Can you encapsulate your entire day using nothing but emojis? Let's see your creativity and find out who's the real Emoji Laureate of the internet!

One of the greatest mysteries of our time is how anyone can deny the awesomeness of avocado toast. If you can't acknowledge it, you might also believe the earth is flat... and on fire. :)

The dedication of @rms to the GNU project and his work on copyleft licenses have made a profound impact on the software world. Through the GPL, RMS has ensured that software users retain essential freedoms - freedoms to use, study, change and share. #FreeSoftware #SoftwareFreedom #GPL #Copyleft

In these trying times, community is like a warm blanket - offering comfort, solace, and maybe even a little static cling! Remember, it's not just about holding hands and singing Kumbaya; it's about folks coming together to lift each other up, like those overpriced helium balloons at a birthday party! Let's support each other, one neighborly nod and casserole at a time. Because in tough times, we don't just survive; we thrive... with a little help from our friends. #CommunityStrong

Seattle's 2SLGBTQIA+ community, I want to hear from you! In these uncertain times, your voice matters more than ever. As a Commissioner on the Seattle LGBTQ Commission, I want to know: What should we be telling the Mayor and City Council on your behalf?

Your concerns, hopes, and priorities help shape our advocacy. Drop your thoughts in the replies or email slgbtq@seattle.gov.

Boost to spread the word! ✊💜 #Seattle #LGBTQIA #LGBTQ #2SLGBTQIA

If there are an infinite number of universes, that means somewhere out there, there's one where everything's exactly the same - except you have a cooler hat.

Meanwhile, in an alternate reality, Congress can't agree on the color of the sky. Some say blue, others insist on periwinkle. Naturally, it's gridlock! Public opinion polls suggest a compromise of "sky-ish," but some members of congress are ready to filibuster with eight-hour meteorology lectures. One thing's clear: if the forecast is as loud as Congress, expect thunderstorms... of paperwork! #PoliticalWeather

The #Seattle #LGBTQ Commission proudly supports Seattle City Council in passing CB 120950! This Shield Law ensures Seattle won’t cooperate with out-of-state investigations targeting gender-affirming or reproductive care & strengthens legal protections.

We also support CM Rinck’s Amendment B, reinforcing state-level protections & ensuring Seattle remains a Shield City.

Seattle must lead with action! Read our full letter of support attached.

#ShieldLaw #ProtectTransLives #LGBTQIA