Notices by Angry Centrist (dkbgeek@noc.social)

@br00t4c Listening to RFKJr probably causes more IQ loss than fluoridated water ever has.

Here's a picture of stuporous, slack-jawed apathy for you: The ignorant racist narcissist dilettante is poised to win the presidency with FEWER votes than he received when he lost in 2020. I hate this timeline.

@br00t4c English translation: People who previously tolerated Vance (perhaps because his wife is nice?) realized he's irredeemable.

@br00t4c Sheesh... "Hey, let's change the rules the day before election day, that won't confuse or trick anyone, right?" bloody MAGAts

@br00t4c "Unhinged" and "bipedal thumb Steven Cheung" are pretty much synonymous. Frankly someone much better grounded in objective reality than Cheung could still fairly be called "unhinged."

@br00t4c Oooh, golf-club intrigue! (I won't say "palace intrigue" as it offers undeserved validation.)

@br00t4c Not sure what Loony Loomer thinks it amiss about RFKJr's grift... it reads like he took a Frump fundraising plan and did a search-and-replace of "DJT" with "RFKJr"

@br00t4c Hello, 911? I need to report a murder...

@br00t4c Disbarred broke drunk crook says what?

@br00t4c @GottaLaff Canada would probably be more convenient but if shit really goes south I'm thinking Italy. There are lots of options once one gains resident status in a Schengen country... e parlo abbastanza bene l'italiano. Unless Canada has plans to close the border to keep the crazies out it's too close. 🤬

@br00t4c Well, not INTENTIONALLY from him. But he could always end up being the source of a leaked video!

@br00t4c I'm torn. In once sense I'd expect any woman who'd voluntarily spend time around Charlie Kirk would be like a Handmaid or a Stepford Wife, but there's also the chance that she actually has all the power in the relationship and he likes being dominated. It would actually fit some of his freakish outward statements and behaviors... 😈

@br00t4c "Oh noes! Mighty superhero stable genius (who can't open a garbage truck door, close an umbrella or walk down a ramp) is gonna beat me up!"

@br00t4c after being spoiled to years of friendly media sanewashing of Frump's incoherent ramblings, The Right is shocked (SHOCKED!) that anyone would ever hold Frump to the same standards of competence on which everyone is evaluated!

@br00t4c I mean, it's satire to sane people. It's a wet dream for JD Vance though...

@br00t4c What a lying, performative putz Vance is. Do you suppose the Trumpaloons believe his shtick?

@GottaLaff Trump... Garbage truck... Is he taking up RV travel after he loses, and this was the best fit?

@br00t4c For someday when I find myself in Brisbane, I'll know where to stop for a pint.

@br00t4c I mean, the young Nazi comic is a jerk, no doubt, but is he really a "bigger, stupider asshole" than Peter Navarro?

@br00t4c Reading the Mastodon blurb I thought it was going to be about seeing something in the trash. The idea that someone would be disturbed about seeing new, packaged tampons/pads/whatever placed where guests could easily find and use them as needed is... nuts? Sad? Disappointing? Maybe sharing a bathroom with my sister helped me see this as normal but I don't understand how adults can be so impossibly detached from reality and be allowed to manage their own affairs.