Notices by Ursa (ursaashbear@mas.to)

@evan

At work, I go running around a 1KM track onsite

When I need a break at home, I go walking with a podcast and a coffee at the local boardwalk on the ocean.

@noondlyt

There is definitely value in writing a toot that you definitely shouldn't send. Catharsis even.

I go by the Craig Ferguson rules:

1.Does this need to be said?
2.Does this need to be said *by me*?
3.Does this need to be said by me *now*?

That usually keeps me from making bad choices. Also, dumb, funny toots are totally exempt. Send them with abandon.

@evan

I can't refute the *possibility* of a previous one, because fossils are rare and so is individualized geological evidence of anything, but, as far as the *found* geological evidence, the answer is a resounding "one". But we will definitely be found from our record. Welcome to the Anthropocene.

Fun fact:

If you went to the #bezoswedding , I have lost my respect for you and your work.

Eat a dick.

#oprahwinfrey
#OrlandoBloom
#leonardodicaprio
#fuckbezos

@customer228 @flexghost

People doing what they're not *supposed* to is maybe the most Amurrican tradition there is.