Notices by Multiverse Mike (multiverseofbadness@toot.wales), page 12
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Multiverse Mike (multiverseofbadness@toot.wales)'s status on Friday, 26-Jul-2024 10:58:29 JST Multiverse Mike -
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Multiverse Mike (multiverseofbadness@toot.wales)'s status on Friday, 26-Jul-2024 10:13:26 JST Multiverse Mike ..I feel attacked... 🤣
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Multiverse Mike (multiverseofbadness@toot.wales)'s status on Friday, 26-Jul-2024 04:29:36 JST Multiverse Mike Exactly this.
"Well then your company is using agile wrong..." is a common retort..
Well I can't help that, but where I work it is an absolute detriment to getting shit done.
...and if they are gonna pay me to slog through drawn out meetings and standups instead of work so be it .. I get paid by the hour... 🤣
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Multiverse Mike (multiverseofbadness@toot.wales)'s status on Friday, 26-Jul-2024 04:11:44 JST Multiverse Mike Well our scrum master is back today and every bit of progress my team at work was making has come to a screeching halt...
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Multiverse Mike (multiverseofbadness@toot.wales)'s status on Friday, 26-Jul-2024 02:49:12 JST Multiverse Mike ...great news for antacid and toilet paper companies...
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Multiverse Mike (multiverseofbadness@toot.wales)'s status on Thursday, 25-Jul-2024 11:41:09 JST Multiverse Mike @benjaminspider I feel ya...
Very much me putting my glasses down and forgetting where I left them but needing my glasses to find my glasses vibes...🫠
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Multiverse Mike (multiverseofbadness@toot.wales)'s status on Thursday, 25-Jul-2024 07:25:55 JST Multiverse Mike If y'all ever had to sit through those "The Inside Man" #security training videos by #KnowB4 you know why this is extra hilarious..
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Multiverse Mike (multiverseofbadness@toot.wales)'s status on Thursday, 25-Jul-2024 03:44:06 JST Multiverse Mike When someone starts out a response with "I'm not trying to be snarky, but..."
You may as well stop reading there because everything after that is just verbal diarrhea
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Multiverse Mike (multiverseofbadness@toot.wales)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Jul-2024 23:17:59 JST Multiverse Mike I used to be able to manage my game and 2 contacts no problem in my 30s..
..I actually know how to do things better and more efficiently all these years later, but I can tell my mind is slipping a bit in terms of focus and the ability to rapidly switch gears
I'm tired.. 🫠
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Multiverse Mike (multiverseofbadness@toot.wales)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Jul-2024 21:05:27 JST Multiverse Mike Remember all those jagoffs on Mastodon 18 months or so ago that argued with you even when you posted something agreeing with them?
Pretty sure they all made it over to Threads.. 🤣
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Multiverse Mike (multiverseofbadness@toot.wales)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Jul-2024 11:50:03 JST Multiverse Mike @thudfactor ..similar energy to the real estate agent in my neighborhood posting racist/sexist shit this week like it's damn job about DEI and I wouldn't trust the guy to bag my damn groceries...
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Multiverse Mike (multiverseofbadness@toot.wales)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Jul-2024 05:28:25 JST Multiverse Mike If my kids can continue our momentum and move up their #socioeconomic standing at the same pace I did there is a non-zero chance for them to reach upper-middle class by #Y10K
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Multiverse Mike (multiverseofbadness@toot.wales)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Jul-2024 02:17:07 JST Multiverse Mike No Outlook, I am NOT enjoying your app...
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Multiverse Mike (multiverseofbadness@toot.wales)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Jul-2024 00:32:14 JST Multiverse Mike I love posting in my normal asshole way on Threads about #coding and some musty old fart comes and tries to give me unsolicited "advice" because he assumes I'm not a geriatric coder because I act like I'm 15
Bitch I don't need you to read my sections from the elder scrolls.. I wrote parts of em!
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Multiverse Mike (multiverseofbadness@toot.wales)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Jul-2024 22:48:16 JST Multiverse Mike -
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Multiverse Mike (multiverseofbadness@toot.wales)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Jul-2024 21:58:31 JST Multiverse Mike Weakest social media flex :
Posting a receipt and complaining about the price of something frievlous but adding in the next line "I can afford it, it's just that.." to try andget ahead of replies that say "Stop spending your cash on dumb shit!"
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Multiverse Mike (multiverseofbadness@toot.wales)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Jul-2024 12:44:56 JST Multiverse Mike My biggest moral quandary over the last several years is to take my upcoming Thursday to visit my parents or snag one of the only 2 seats left available to see the new #deadpoolandwolverine movie ..
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Multiverse Mike (multiverseofbadness@toot.wales)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Jul-2024 12:06:25 JST Multiverse Mike Family made it safely to #Atlanta after 7 hours worth of #airport delays.. thanks #Delta! 😬
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Multiverse Mike (multiverseofbadness@toot.wales)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Jul-2024 06:44:40 JST Multiverse Mike I'm not one to tell people how to live their lives...
But I promise you will never see my picture on the internet proudly holding a certificate I printed out myself confirming I passed an online coding course
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Multiverse Mike (multiverseofbadness@toot.wales)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Jul-2024 04:49:54 JST Multiverse Mike Most days I hate working with a team that is under trained and gets very little accomplished...
..but the last few work days I've really mailed it in an am still getting shit done. If this continues I may be able to keep this burnout factory of a job a bit longer... 😂