Notices by elle (ellegray@mstdn.social), page 8

oh to have the confidence and charisma of Shelley Duvall's middle child. ultimate lounge lizard. in the best possible way

Both of my kids got up early, ate fast and headed out for busy days. On the one hand, no mention of Mother's Day. On the other, a house to myself and possibly the perfect Mother's Day? Lol. Parenthood is full of paradoxes. I'm going to sit outside and read something good.

my plan for surviving the apocalypse is no thank you

sneaking into the movies with my outside snacks

you wouldn't think a small pile of words could cheer you up but my Scottish friend just told me she's going to the Firth of Forth on the fifth (imagine it said very quickly with a strong accent) and I'm really delighted. Sometimes I'm a very simple person lol

time for the toddler to start working construction. she's had it easy for too long

don't get me wrong, the rap battle is fun, but a fight between men named Kendrick Lamar Duckworth and Aubrey Drake Graham should really involve dueling with swords at dawn

Linkedin is a scourge

ham rock

oh but I will

incredible book cover

Can NONE of my dreams come true 😞

this is actually my eighth rodeo I just refuse to learn things

watching a bird eating worms at 1pm: my life has been built on lies

poster for a horror movie lol

there's no need to hold grudges. begin your revenge plans immediately

your identity in a capitalist society

I always write in the present tense. It's the present, and I'm tense

You see it, I know you do

in my mind every one of these cows is a muppet. and they sing