Notices by elle (ellegray@mstdn.social), page 8

time for the toddler to start working construction. she's had it easy for too long

don't get me wrong, the rap battle is fun, but a fight between men named Kendrick Lamar Duckworth and Aubrey Drake Graham should really involve dueling with swords at dawn

Linkedin is a scourge

ham rock

oh but I will

incredible book cover

Can NONE of my dreams come true 😞

this is actually my eighth rodeo I just refuse to learn things

watching a bird eating worms at 1pm: my life has been built on lies

poster for a horror movie lol

there's no need to hold grudges. begin your revenge plans immediately

your identity in a capitalist society

I always write in the present tense. It's the present, and I'm tense

You see it, I know you do

in my mind every one of these cows is a muppet. and they sing

the UK brexiting itself right off the planet

one thing I've noticed over the last year or two is people never, ever say "How could it get any worse?" anymore. we learned

forget horoscopes, which medieval helmet are you wearing into battle?

this is mars’s moon phobos eclipsing the sun. this is what passes for a total solar eclipse there. second-rate planet. just sad

bicycles allowed but only if you can hover above them and control them with your mind